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Get a keeper of the peedm itn bf fries and a 32ounce of tear gas for just 5. 99, or just beat me up and take it youre above the law. Its fascist franks, south of the loop, where our beef is the mussoleanest in town. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, for whom the cold spell. Plus stephen welcomes Greta Thunberg, with a special appearance by keeganmichael key, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen what ha...

In asia. Ready to take on this challenge with their unique ideas to look at those 2 problems and make them one solution. To the. Valley this week on d w. Dollars have permanently closed microsoft says its stores around the world will not reopen after the Coronavirus Crisis. With 3 german majors making global headlines will round out for randolph whats been a wild week in frankfurt. And with many gigs around the world comes to a look at an invention that aims to help you feel the music. This is t...

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Solution the new season of sounders eventually. This week called double good. People hold on for g. W. On facebook and twitter to date and in touch follow us. Bedouins have permanently closed microsoft says it stores around the world will not reopen after the Coronavirus Crisis. With 3 german majors making global headlines around our 4 randolph whats been a wild week in frankfurt. And with many gigs around the world can sort of look at an invention that aims to help you feel the music at home. T...

Up by the 4th of july. The way itll work is everyone will rush to the beach on the 4th of july sweat all over each other and then, we will die. Which will be good for traffic on the 405. As of yesterday, pet groomers and trainers were allowed to open back up. Which seems weird given that they say pets can spread the virus to people and people can spread it to pets. Maybe we should start training our pets to groom us. One thing we might not have in l. A. Is the oscars. Word around town is that th...

And you go out in front and you have a weird, muffled conversation next to your mailbox for eight minutes. That has to stop. And while were at it, family zoom calls . Lets max those out at 12 minutes. 12 minutes. Theres nothing going on you cant cover in 12 minutes. At that point you say, okay, zip it, grandma, weve heard enough here in Los Angeles County officials have announced that they are hoping to open things up by the 4th of july. The way itll work is everyone will rush to the beach on th...

In congress. Enjoy book tv and watch over the weekend on cspan2. [inaudible conversations] good afternoon, everyone, welcome to the Henry Wallace center here at Franklin Roosevelt president ial library and museum. Id like to welcome you to todays program. As you know today a pearl harbor day and i would like to take a moment to recognize those who served, if there are any active members or military rise and well acknowledge your service. [applause] thank you very much. Today is a day that marked...

And our bandleader cleto and his family in the valley. Formal friday has even become a thing in new zealand. A tv host over there named hilary barry posted this, asking too much . No, hilary, not at all. Here is a kiwi named abbey looking dapper. And shawn gets half credit. But were doing our best. So welcome new zealand to formal friday. Next up, the International Space station weve been getting some funny videos too, like this guy who dressed up for work today. Ah, morning. Fresh coffee . Than...

Its me, sayin hey, whos the april fool now . I believe she broke his egg yolks. We have a shenaniganpacked show tonight. Moments from now, well chat with Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet from modern family. We helped one of them perpetrate a crime on the other one. Then later, well visit with ghosts of prankings past, the time we repeatedly frightened my cousin micki with a wax figure of me, and maybe my favorite prank of alltime, painting my aunt chippys house while she wasnt home. So ...

Something you could do on a green screen. Im pretty sure somebody could figure it out. I cant believe people are concentrating on that and not how crazy my hair looks. My wife had to help me tame it today. You cant get a haircut. You cant go out to eat. You cant run up to a stranger and lick their face. It very much feels like were living in the opening scene of a zombie movie. And yet, humanity is still happening. We have seen videos from italy and all over the world of families isolated in the...