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>> david: its like any profession. some are really smart, some are less smart. and ill tell you i dont know how many of you have talked to brain surgeons. i would not recommend telling them they are not as smart as they believe they are. they are not under the impression that this story is correct. >> greg: wouldnt it be funny if the brain surgeons were lying and they werent really doing anything. youre out. >> kat: exactly. i dont know. its not as hard as our job. >> greg: i dont think so. >> k...

Profession. some are really smart, some are less smart. and ill tell you i dont know how many of you have talked to brain surgeons. i would not recommend telling them they are not as smart as they believe they are. they are not under the impression that this story is correct. >> greg: wouldnt it be funny if the brain surgeons were lying and they werent really doing anything. youre out. >> kat: exactly. i dont know. its not as hard as our job. >> greg: i dont think so. >> kat: of your brain surge...

Getting paid to be funny has to be one of the hardest jobs in the world. if the joke bombs, a sigh lensz, or maybe yet, a nervous chuckle. the comedian not only faces that every time he steps up to the mic, hes written a new book and he joins me now from new york. >> simple things like on the freeway, youre driving on the freeway youre in a hurry to get up and give them the finger. just laugh it off. youre already there and theres nothing you can do about it. thats what you should do. seemingly ...

These [ bleep ], they always get away. those were the words in that grown mans mouth as he followed in the dark a 17-year-old boy who he didnt know. >> attorney don west then counters with a shocking approach to begin the defense. >> knock knock. whos there. george zimmerman. george zimmerman who? all right, good. youre on the jury. nothing? >> the jury isnt laughing. >> i dont think in any of my years as an attorney i ever heard a joke being made in opening statements. >> the joke bombs. and th...