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Congratulations. That is our show for tonight. Now it is time for the last word with ali velshi, and for lawrence. I hope you have a great weekend. That was an amazing show. Enjoy. You too. Donald trump makes a lot of bold predictions about the biden presidency, but one prediction has not panned out and that is a stock market crash. The dow under the biden administration ended the week at an alltime record high. Here is how Fox News reported it. Thank you for sharing your thoughts with us and th...

Weekend. That was an amazing show. Enjoy. Let Donald Trump makes a lot of bold predictions about the biden Presence Presidency but there is one in particular that has not panned out and that is a stock market crash. The dow ended the week at an alltime record high. Thank you for sharing your thoughts with us and there it goes, the fireworks are queued. What is the 32nd Record Close for the dow this year. Thats going to do it for us. Have a wonderful weekend. A 32nd Record Close for the dow this ...

Israeli officials are bracing for reaction. The idf says it intercepted a missile over central israel that have been launched from yemen. Israel continues to pound targets Inside Lebanon, large plumes of smoke can be seen all day rising over the south. Ri in iran, antiisrael protesters took to the streets of the Capital City and that countrys Supreme Leader declared five days of mourning, urging his people to stand with hezbollah. In the u. S. President Biden said he has directed secretary of De...

United states. in the middle east rockets flying it looks like israel may have taken out the leader of hezbollah. Well stay on that. And donald trump is taking the stage any moment for a town hall in warren, michigan, all important michigan, focused on the economy and saving the auto industry. And i hope youre sitting down for this. Kamala harris has made a trip to the border. Yeah. Hell has frozen over. She is going to speak live later this hour. But, first, kamalas high crimes at the border. T...

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Very much for being here. Have a wonderful weekend. Thanks to All Of You for joining us. Im kasie hunt. Dont go anywhere cnn new central starts right now all right. The breaking News Water rescues underway across several states right now in Life And Death situation, after Hurricane Helene made landfall as the strongest hurricane on record to hit floridas big ben. Im John Berman in tallahassee, florida this morning where its mostly just messy this city did not see the worst of it the Storm Made L...

Group except Bin Laden its and it is attacked israel viciously over the last 20 years in the last year, completely unprovoked a day after Hamas Massacre on October 7, hezbollah began attacks against israel, which forced more than 60,000 israelis on our northern border to leave their homes. Becoming refugees in their own Land Hezbollah turned vibrant towns in the north of israel into Ghost Towns so i want you to think about this Inequivalent American Terms just imagine if terrorists turned El Pas...

Im sure President Putin wants it to stop. Thats a good combination. So we want to have a fair deal for everybody. What do you envision as fair . Thats too early to say that. I have my own ideas and the president has definitely his own ideas. It has to be fair. This War Shouldnt be started. I that i the problem that putin killed so many people and, of course, we need to do everything to pressure him to stop this war. He is in our territory. Thats the most important. He is in our territory and how...

You at 3 00 eastern for coverage on this story and outnumbered starts right now. Kamala harris is heading to arizona where she plans to visit the water for the first time as a president ial candidate. A Grand Jury has indicted multiple people linked to iran on charges related to Hacking Donald trumps 2024 president ial campaign. Eric adams is being arraigned on multiple corruption charges. Halloween is heading north helene is heading north after making an impact on florida as a category four hur...

This room. And it has attacked israel viciously over the last 20 years. In the last year completely unprovoked. A day after Hamas Massacre on October 7th, hezbollah began attacks against israel which forced more than 60,000 israelis on our northern border to leave their homes. Becoming refugees in their own land. Hezbollah turned vibrant towns into north of israel into ghost towns. So i want you to think about this in equivalent american terms. Just imagine if terrorists turned El Paso and San D...