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Hello. I am dana along with janine and greg. This is the five. Illegal immigrant murderers and are roaming free in america. Those are details revealed ahead of Kamala Harris Border visit, showing more than 425,000 convicted illegal immigrant criminals are just walking the street. Some 15,000 convicted of sexual assault. Trump putting the blame on Kamala Harris. It is a Killing Machine. It is a Killing Machine and they are killing people all over our country and i have been saying this since the ...

[booing] shes even running is frankly ridiculous. Thats not a president. Thats not a president. She went to the Border Today because she wanted to see shes getting killed on the border. She went to the border. This is a bad day because somebody just release the numbers that came out through ice. According to this brandnew data never seen before over 13,099 convicted murderers have crossed the border and are free to roam and kill in our country. These are convicted murderers. These are people tha...

Viciously over the last 20 years, in the last year, completely unprovoked. A day after the Hamas Massacre in October 7th, hezbollah began attacks against israel which forced more than 60,000 israelis on our northern border to leave their homes. Becoming refugees in their own land. Hezbollah turned vibrant towns in the north of israel, to ghost towns. Think about this in equivalent terms. Just imagine if terrorists turned toes in San Diego into ghost towns. How long would the american government ...

Make a deal between President Putin and President Zelenskyy quite quickly. What does that look like . What does that i dont want to tell you what that looks like. Okay, thats one way of answering the question. I dont want to tell you what thats like. Donald trump remaining coy when asked what a deal between Russia And Ukraine would look like. Were going to show you more of what the former president had to say ahead of a Meeting Today with the Ukrainian President , who appeared alongside Vice Pre...

This is brand new video just to us. Israel says it struck the central headquarters of hezbollah in Southern Lebanon. You can see in this video the blast was massive. And israeli official tells Nbc News the target was hezbollahs powerful leader. It comes as israel has been systematically targeting high level commanders of the u. S. Designated terror group, both within and abroad, which prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says israel will continue to do in order to defend itself from groups looking ...

Another week of shows. We are grateful. The Beat Withari Melber starts right now. Ill tell you one quick thing. Its Veep Night. Our first ever Veep Night because we have Julia Louisdreyfus. Amazing. Ill Run Upstairs and watch. I hope you do. I hope you have a great weekend. Ill see you, nicole. You too, have a great show. Thank you. Welcome to the show. Julia louisdreyfus makes her debut tonight. The reason she is here is that she is, as you may have heard, a big Kamala Harris supporter. She was...

Got failed is coming up into minutes, first this update residents of the big bend gulf coast of florida who have not already evacuated are weathering the worst of hurricane helene tonight the major category 4 storm now expected to make landfall in about 1 hour in a region that has been battered by big storms the last couple of years the senior correspondent steve harrigan is live on the ground in crystal river, florida, up here it how are the conditions where you are right now? the wind has defi...

[cheering and applause] [ whistling ] greg: you filthy people. I know what you are thinking. Happy wednesday everyone. Joe biden appeared on the view today where cohost sarah hans said its like having one of the beatles at the table. True if youre talking about george or john. Thought more like yoko. Kamala harris will visit the southern border friday and says shes looking forward to meeting justin trudeau. At the last debate she said she was a middleclass kid. It appears harris enjoyed things m...

First time for hardtalk. Welcome to hardtalk. Im stephen sackur. Israels intensifying Military Assault on lebanon has involved everything from Booby Trapped electronic devices to bunker busting bombs. As the Death Toll mounts, prime Minister Netanyahu says the target isnt the people of lebanon, its the armed militant group hezbollah, which continues to fire rockets into israel. So what, if anything, can the lebanese Government do to stave off a Gaza Style Catastrophe . My guest is lebanons econo...

Trump accuser is out front as the former president tells women, he will be their boat hector. Why is she speaking out now plus, Show Me The Money. Our special series on Americas Economy as trump is losing his edge on Number One issue for voters. And the Breaking News tonight, bracing for impact in florida about to get hit by a category four hurricane it is gone from ota for in ours the strongest to hit the united states in more than a year. Go live on the ground. Lets go outfront and good evenin...