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Hi. See, you got a little hat. Mother would have loved it. While were on the subject of mothers, id better warn you up front. Im not going to be like other mothers. But i promise ill never make you wait until [laughs] until after the cake to open your birthday presents. [music playing] we were all together, making this show, which was the birth of this child. We made it funny. We made it emotional. And we all felt like, gosh, we did a good job with that. A lot of people in america were watching ...

That means for you, im stanley from the office, also known as roy wood jr. In the news this week new yorkers react to mayor eric adams, federal bribery and conspiracy indictment his postelection plans. Im going to go to a mcdonalds and im going to work the french fry job for for about a half an hour was doing the walkman, our team captains, me and michael lee and black every season award winning comedian who wrote a book called how to make white people laugh. So shes got most of the cnn audience...

. Mark: hello america i am mark levin and this is life, liberty & levin saturday. First a moment to thank you. Ive been out of commission three or four weeks. I had a terrible fall, terrible accident. But theres a lot worse i will tell you i looked at these wounded warriors and look at our friend, trust me theres a lot worse people fall every day. But i doing to thank you. And i want to move on. We are on a mission here. And i want to tell you something ive had a lot of time to think. Thats the ...

Fox news saturday night. Hop in. live in new york city with the hottest fall fashion trend is a role indictment. True story. The feds have the biggest preference in this week they helped the biggest politician and its only a matter of time before they take on our biggest one. [laughter] there is. A little insensitive to pick on aoc because she lost a lot of money on college football today. Apparently she that the electoral college to win and would have helped if they had a team. On a serious no...

Hello, everybody. I am dagen mcdowell home along with miranda devine author of a new book, the big guy. He noticed about. Griff jenkins and jason cha chaffetz, welcome to the big weekend show. Big story tonight. Kamala deciding to go to the border on the eve of an election staging a photo up along the border wall instead of taking ownership of her failures as the arena of the border, she blames president donald trump. There are consequential issues at stake in this ele election. One is the secur...

Hello. I am dana along with janine and greg. This is the five. Illegal immigrant murderers and are roaming free in america. Those are details revealed ahead of Kamala Harris Border visit, showing more than 425,000 convicted illegal immigrant criminals are just walking the street. Some 15,000 convicted of sexual assault. Trump putting the blame on Kamala Harris. It is a Killing Machine. It is a Killing Machine and they are killing people all over our country and i have been saying this since the ...

Pete we begIn wIth a fox news alert. Israel scorIng a major vIctIm agaInst hezbollah. The Idf confIrms the Terror Groups leader, Hassan Nasrallah, Is dead after a massIve strIke In beIrut. WIll rIght now smoke Is rIsIng after that the cIty after over 140 Idf strIkes sInce last nIght. And Irans Supreme Leader Is callIng on the people of lebanon to rIse up agaInst Israel. Rachel our own Nate Foy Is lIve on the ground In tel avIv. NatIve, good mornIng. Reporter nate, good mornIng. Reporter good mor...

Live in New York. The Israeli Army now confirming that hezbollahs leader, Hassan Nasrallah, is dead. The news comes hours after the israeli military struck hezbollahs headquarters in beirut, where it was believed he was holding meetings. It was the biggest blast to hit the lebanese capital in the past year and could potentially push the escalating conflict closer to full fledged war. Joining us now, of course, Fox News chief foreign Correspondent Trey Yingst there on the ground in israel. Lets s...

Hassan nasrallah was killed in an israeli strike in beirut. Nasrallah who led hezbollah for more than 30 years is the most powerful target to be killed by israel in weeks of intensified fighting with hezbollah. Welcome to knocks fuse live, everyone, im aneato anita vogel. Great to be with you. Griff the general staff indicated earlier today that more strikes are planned on friday. Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin saying the United States was not involved in Israels Operation or given advance wa...

Greg. This is the five. Illegal immigrant murderers and are roaming free in america. Those are details revealed ahead of Kamala Harris Border visit, showing more than 425,000 convicted illegal immigrant criminals are just walking the street. Some 15,000 convicted of sexual assault. Trump putting the blame on Kamala Harris. It is a Killing Machine. It is a Killing Machine and they are killing people all over our country and i have been saying this since the beginning of the harris biden disaster....