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Mark Hello America i am Mark Levin this is life, Liberty Levin sunday. Well compared to great Guest Tonight Dave mccormick running in Mccormick And Robert Greene Y i want to cover what we are going on in israel to great show tonight. Glad youre here. Ive been thinking about it Kamala Harris this diabolical campaign they are running, what gives here . Ive decided civil she may of 20 some personnel she definitely is three parts to her personality. What are the three parts . In her personality . Nu...

Lebanon ironic now bowing revenge. Hezbollah as drug in the state and the entire region and our wider escalation. The islamic public of our rounrunwill be on the side of Ln And Resistance by all means. Fury from iran after the israeli airstrikes on the main Hezbollah Compound and by Rupert Senate foreign Relations Committee Member Chris Coons joins us on what may happen next in the volatile region. Then, Jd Vance and Tim Walz about too go headtohead and theyre only scheduled to face off before E...

Mark Hello America i am Mark Levin this is life, Liberty Levin sunday. Well compared to great Guest Tonight Dave mccormick running in Mccormick And Robert Greene Y i want to cover what we are going on in israel to great show tonight. Glad youre here. Ive been thinking about it Kamala Harris this diabolical campaign they are running, what gives here . Ive decided civil she may of 20 some personnel she definitely is three parts to her personality. What are the three parts . In her personality . Nu...

Southeast after Hurricane Helene leaves unimaginable destruction across five states. Nearly 100 confirmed dead. President biden, Vice President Kamala Harris and Donald Trump will tour the devastation. Todd and Fact Check after ice data shows migrants were released under her watch and former President Trump hammering home the message every state is a border state. Ohio, michigan, wisconsin and entire midwest, with thousands of migrants from the most dangerous country. Carley potential Port Strik...

New york cIty. On thIs monday, September 30th, 2024. And thIs Is Fox FrIends. From y new and Improved and just refreshed StudIo M. BrIan took me forever to get thIs ready. Steve Its really somethIng. New coat of paInt. Anyway, we start wIth very serIous news. A Fox Weather alert. Rescue and recovery efforts are underway after helene leaves unImagInable destructIon across towns throughout the eastern thIrd of the UnIted States. Its been an IncredIbly apocalyptIc weekend for all of us here. Carley...

Brian its 8 00 a. M. On monday, september 30. We begin with a weather alert. Rescue is underway after Hurricane Helene leaves destruction across the southeast. This is the worst, most destructive, strongest storm ive been through. Lawrence lawrence 100 presumed dead. Ainsley and Dhs Downplays Thousands of illegal criminals roaming around in our country. There are problems and we know donald Trump Wont solve them. Steve and americas busiest seaports could come to a halt at Midnight Tonight as tal...

Forward. You see, Donald Trump is stuck in the past. But its like i say to my husband, doug, when he leaves his phone at the chilis. We are not going back you know, Trump And Vance are weird. All right . They want the government to control what you do in your bedroom, what books you read. You know, in minnesota, we have a saying, mind your Damn Business we also have another saying in minnesota, my nuts froze to the park bench. They say that me blaming the democrats for inciting violence is the p...

Forces along its northern border with lebanon. According to one u. S. Official, the idf is planning for a limited Ground Operation that could begin at any moment now. Israeli commandos have been conducting smaller operations over that border in preparation. Just two days after hezbollah confirmed its leader was killed in a massive Idf Strike in southern beirut. A 2,000 Pound Bunker busting bomb, according to an expert who spoke with Nbc News, dropped on the u. S. Designated terror groups headqua...

Their debate should not be the last word. Im trying to debate Donald Trump again, and i city he should debate again. And as you say ear in las vegas, im all in. Im alln. The Vice President seems almost thrilled about the reality that she is all in proposing another debate and he is running from it. But you know the big news if you follow politics, because Trump Wont do another debate usually theres more than one between the nominees i can tell you that tomorrow by the current schedule will mark ...

Avin news for you im stanley from the office, also known as roy wood jr. In the news this week new yorkers react to mayor eric adams, federal bribery and conspiracy indictment trump unveils his postelection plans. Im going to go to a mcdonalds and im going to work the french fry job for about a half an hour please join me in welcoming our team captains, mlf and michaeli in black season award winning comedian who wrote a book called how to make white people laugh. So shes got most of the cnn audi...