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Good evening. Im Alicia Menendez here with symone Sanders Townsend and michael steele. As of this minute, we are 34 days from Election Day 2024. A short time ago, democratic governor Tim Walz of minnesota and republican senator j. D. Vance of ohio faced over the first and only Vice President ial debate this cycle. Folks, lets be clear. The debate might have seemed normal but must nothing was normal on what happened on that stage. J. D. Vance tried to rewrite swaths of Terms Policy positions. Fla...

These two men were both a heartbeat away from being interesting this evening. It was a Vice President ial debate. One of these men will lose and we will never from him again. The other one will become vp again and we will never hear from him again. 4144. All right. A look at the late night takes of Vice President ial nominees tim Walz And J. D. Vance. The Ohio Senator largely kept things cordial in last Nights Debate focusing most of their attacks at their Running Mates at the top of the ticket....

Its jd vance versus tim walz, the ohio senator, and the minnesota governor sharing a stage for the first time after weeks of hostility and making the case for their running mates in prime time. I say we get a president who knows what the hell hes doing. I say we get donald j. Trump back in the oval office. We are not satisfied with putting cracks in the glass ceiling. Were pushing president harris through the glass. The vp picks of kamala harris and donald trump are about to be tested as theyve ...

Now or never, just five weeks until election day. Ohio senator j. D. Vance and minnesota governor tim walz about to come facetoface for the first and only time. Stakes could not be higher. Major crises have broken out here at home and abroad. Good evening everybody, im margaret brennan. And im bret baier coming to you live from fox news headquarters in new york martha maccallum the debate moments away. You can see it all right here live on fox. Tonight the two candidates to get out on the nation...

Escalation of tensions in the region that presents new challenges for leaders in the white house and around the world welcome to this special edition of erin burnett outfront. Erin is on his side im in im anderson cooper and im jake tapper. Were covering the breaking news in the middle east are counting down to tonights vice presidential debate that candidates will take the stage age and less than two hours and irans attack is certainly to be a key line of questioning thats only adding to the pr...

Tim walzs record is a joke. Mind your own damn business. Donald trumps second running mate. I smile at a lot of things including bogus questions from the media. And the governor of minnesota these guys are creepy and weird as hell. With the election five weeks away, the campaigns meet facetoface for what might be the final time. We have people power on the side of donald j. Trump and thats going to carry the people. This is not about power. This is about public service. Tonight, team coverage w...

Remarkable individual, remarkable. He still is remarkable indictment, happy birthday, mr. President. Thanks to our panel. Thanks guys for joining us as well. Im kasie hunt. Dont go anywhere. Cnn new central starts right now overnight. Israel launches a Ground Incursion into lebanon this morning. New reports on how far they will go in the White House response. Also breaking tonight Tens Of Thousands of workers at ports across the country have walked off the job, stopping the flow of countless goo...

But first right now, the lead with Jake Tapper starts right now welcome to the lead. Im Jake Tapper and we are following two major breaking stories. I am right now inside the Spin Room at Cbs Studio goes in new York Hours away from tonights first and only 2024, Vice President ial debate. But the Worlds Attention might be elsewhere at roughly 12 30 p. M. Eastern youre in time. Iran launched a major attack on Israel Firing nearly 200 ballistic missiles according to us officials, cnns Jim Sciutto a...

11 00 here in los angeles. This is americas late News Fox News At Night. Breaking tonight we are 59 minutes away from by all accounts what could be a crippling strike by Port Workers along the east on the Gulf Coasd become the most disruptive strike to the u. S. Economy in decades. Potentially costing 5 Billion a day with very few indications that a deal might happen in the next hour. The pro Union President does not seem all of that bothered. When you intervene in a strike and they go on strike...

T. Overnm the federal governMent is not being responsive, but theyren being response havd tiMe getting the president on the phone. And i think hes sleeping Right noone. Inw. Donald trump steps in while in and Kamala Step out. I just went and got a Pork Roast and started a Marinade Work getting you happy place. E were are ready to unleash a Gret AMerican Century of prosperity and freedom. Im not crying. Youre crying. So. Im n. Tim walz is a nervous wreck ahead of the Vp Debate. My approach to the...