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From washington tonight. A lot to get to a jampacked show. Breaking moments ago the Port Strikes temporarily suspended until after the election. How convenient more on that in moments here jump up first, the stranding of america. That is the focus of tonights angle. All right, did joe and kamala care more about the millions of illegal coming across the border than the people struggling in the storm ravaged southeast . Over the past four years, democrats led by Joe Biden and kamala racked up 7. 9...

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Will the bevy of big stars jumping on Board Help . Plus, president biden hints at a huge Decision Israel is about to make. When, where and how to retaliate for Irans Missile strikes. Is there anyway to keep the war from getting worse . A week after helene tore through the south, basics, water, food, medicine, still hard to come by. More fears of how the storms impacts could be felt nationwide disrupting everything from semiconductors to Iv Fluid. Kamala harris trying to flood the zone in this fi...

Baseball and in life, itf it happens in elections some of the time and if it happens somewhere else and sometimes you lose and sometimes you win. That is what we teach our kids to act like pat murphy. Thank you so much for letting us into your homes for another week of shows. Were so grateful. The beat with Ari Melber starts now. Today i learned about the peaceful transfer of power between baseball teams. Love itted. The brewers were so good and they beat the mets so many times but this one went...

Deadline White House starts right noW. Hi, everyone. Happy friday. Its 4 00 in NeW York. 32 days to go before Election Day in america and this is as a vast and groWing coalition of patriots throWing their formidable political Weight behind Vice President Kamala Harris looks and sounds like today. I am a Ronald Reagan conservative. I tell you i have never voted for a democrat, but this year i am proudly casting my vote for Vice President Kamala Harris. In this election a broad coalition has Come ...

Oh, my goodness. Stop it. Stop it. To stop addressing me with your eyes or chyme kidding continue. Happy thursday everybody. The director of men in black says that will smith so badly onset that the cast and crew had to be evacuated for three hours. In d. C. They call that pulling a biden. On the bright side it was the last time anyone in the cast or crew made a joke about his wifes hair. Kamala harris has now gone 74 days without holding an official press conference since emerging as the democr...

And yes, yes, you you should be clapping. Id be clapping if i were you. Happy wednesday, everyone. So, Tim Walz, performance at last Nights Debate has been panned by both parties. Partas so bad. Theres now talk of replacing him with a sharper, more capable candidate. In a bizarre gaffe, Wild Baz said he was friends with School Shooters. D he School Shooters have come out and denied this, saying their reputation signs are bad enough. In a post debate tweet, Anaio Navarro said to beware of j. D. V...

6 00 a. M. On the East Coast thursday, october the 3rd. And this is Fox Friends. Ainsley where is brian where is brian . Lawrence where did he go in ainsley he better not be picketing with the dock workers. Steve he is on the assignment. Ainsley could be coming to Grocery Stores and all of our Gas Stations all of that as we learn more about the Union Boss Life of luxury. Steve yeah, who knew . Plus, mawmp talking about todays polar and dangerous political climbed. Not surprised. And every event ...

Good to see you good Afternoon Everybody and Trace Gallagher in for Martha Maccallum This Is The Story former President Trevor about to take the stage in Battleground Michigan where he will likely Have A lot to say about special Counsel Jack Smith newly unsealed Court Filings around and lead 2020 Election Case P the former president slamming the department of injustice and the timing of this all timing is 33 days before the election also we are monitoring his visit to hurricane ravaged georgia a...

On the Judge Jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, Jesse Watters, and she can do a triple axle on an ice cube. Dana perino. The five. A trio of crises threatening to upend the race about a month before election day. Ports shut down over a Dock Worker Strike that could cost billions of dollars a day. Threaten jobs and jack up inflation. A chaotic Hurricane Recovery that has survivors desperately pleading for basic necessities. And in The Middle East on the brink of war as israel mold a response to Irans...