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And fleeing. That will do it on this edition of Alex Witt reports. See again tomorrow. Up next, The Beat weekend. Welcome to the b weekend. Let us get right into the headline. Campaign boiled down to two big factors. The message, which takes endless repetition from the candidate, the surrogates, the ads. All the millions of dollars spent repeating the message. That is one part of the campaign but you might have heard some of the lines are variations on them from harris and her allies before. The...

Rhetoric despite the realworld consequences, bomb threat to school vacua, the real threat is whats happening. Now. And defense the far right conspiracy theorist inside his entourage, we have very spirited people plus trump harris, and the holy roast. The pope criticizing both candidates. And advises americans on the quote lesser of two evils also, public confidence is all we have. My revealing interview with the newest supreme court justice what ketanji brown jackson says about the election. The...

Is an idea we can make it whatever we want. And that is not demonizing people. Its a dog whistle and it needs to stop all right. Well, on that note of hope, john hope bryant. Thank you very much for being with me tonight have a great weekend, john. And to all of you as well thanks for joining us. Ac360 starts now press conference filled with falsehoods, the former president defends his ties to a true racist conspiracy peddler as the ohio city, theyre both pushing antiimmigrant conspiracies about...

Tonight. . . David murr, i think he corree 11g calls for an investigation into the abc debate. We have a nation that is dying, david. You may have heard of springfield, ohio. Some facts about immigrants. They are ambitious, hardworking. They commit less time. Jesse: john legend goes to war against springfield, ohio, from his beverly hills mansion. Im a person who loves watching sports and playing football. Enjoys shotgunning beers before football games. Jesse: democrats try to man up before the ...

Greg: all right, all right. Still its never enough. Its friday see you know what that means lets welcome tonights guests. Is so white so white craps. Fox news contributor tom shillue she is so southern she was baptized with mountain dew. Katie mcdowell! ladies would love to try his rocky mountain oysters, chef andrew grewal. And although no longer a cheerleader she is is still commuting by cartwheel. Host of outnumbered emily compiled you all right so before we get to some news stories lets do t...

Its a great book from a great reporter. Im glad you had him on, chris. Agreed. Have a great weekend. You too. Okay, well, today started yet again with news of bomb threats in springfield, ohio. Yesterday two elementary schools, city hall, dmv and the county court facilities had to close because of bomb threats. Today two elementary schools were evacuated and a middle school had to close. Yesterday the mayor of springfield told nbc news he believes these bomb threats are directly connected to the...

Ive heard of alpha, were maybe on mute and set a new one. I have to learn thats the next, next, next up yeah. Theyre using whatever comes after tiktok but yet all the memes that are going around, a lot of those have basis and misinformation. I mean, weve heard Stories Conspiracy theories about j. D vance and pieces of furniture and things like that. Sometimes that joke goes too far. And some people, even Gen Z say, oh, is this sort of thing true . So just as were seeing on the rice, the crazy st...

Yes. No, no, no, no, no. But that was my first thought was i was my thought to be really sure about Storm Taylor swift as a permit, Storm Clouds always over my head. I dont need Friday The 13th for back nine seconds after 7 00 a. M. So we have to thank our panel. Thanks to you for joining us. Im kasie hunt. Dont go anywhere. Cnn news central starts right now reporting from inside the Harris Campaign, their strategy to focus on impact over policy and the group of voters they want it to resonate w...

Were talking about potentially the first trillionaire does raise a lot of questions about how much power and frankly, how much wealth one person can accumulate. One person, like elon musk, especially matt egan. Thank you so much a new Brand New magical hour of Cnn News central starts right now rolling out this morning from both president ial campaigns, which voters, Kamala Harris is targeting and why Donald Trump says he has done debating plus thousands of Boeing Employees are now on strike for ...