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For the tech sector. Ai Chip Giant nvidia has been surging on reports that the us government is considering allowing it to export advanced semiconductors to Saudi Arabia itjumped some 8 in Wednesdays Session pulling up the rest of big tech. Melissa 0tto is from S P global visible alpha where she heads up their technology research team. Just had us Producer Price Index data a little hotter than expected. That coupled with a little hotter consumer Price Index data yesterday. Does it change anythin...

Said the uruguay international had been charged with alleged breach of misconduct in relation to a media interview. He has until a Week Today to respond to the charge. Germany are the first to win two out of two in the davis cup, they beat chile after the victory over slovakia as they attempt to become one of eight to qualify for the quarterfinals in malaga. The victory was clinched in china, they stunned the World Number 19 in straight sets to put them in an unassailable position in this tie. G...

Good afternoon. Former Sub Postmasters who inspired a Tv Drama about the Post Office it scandal, have been told by the Prime Minister the government will compensate them as quickly as they can. Sir Keir Starmer was speaking after the former Sub Postmistress Jo Hamilton told Bbc Breakfast the government was still Messing Us Around over compensation payments. She launched a scathing attack on ministers at the National Television Awards last night. The iTv Drama mr bates versus the Post Office won...

Welcome back to Bbc News. Lets turn to our main headlines this half hour. Histroy in the making. The Billionaire Businessman Jared Isaacman becomes the first non professional astronaut to walk in space in the first privately funded mission. Sir Keir Starmer warns the nhs is broken but not beaten after a damning report into the Health Service in england. And Rock Starjon Bonjovi is praised for helping to talk down a woman from the edge of a bridge. Taylor swift cleans up at the Mtv Awards becomin...

Health agency said 60 were killed and unrwa said some of their employees were. These are their employees were. These are the scenes inside the courtyard, damage to the building on the East Side. Lets give you an idea of the site. Here is the school and here is that building on the East Side where Aljazeera Filter Supply is marked with the unrwa logo. The idf confirmed they conducted the strike and used precise munitions on a Hamas Control Centre and that the group continues to export civilian in...

Step i think its about taking the next step and it rewards symbolic that he comes before the derby in three years as a long time. Its not going to be defined by what happens in that game, its about but the legacy will become a Candy Win trophies, theyve not won the league for 20 years and can we take them to win the title finally. As the next step for arsenal, the title finally. As the next step forarsenal, can the title finally. As the next step for arsenal, can they do it and go one better. Th...

But first a look at these spectacular images from todays spacewalk. Bye bye. Spaceman, i always wanted you to go into space, man. We spaceman, i always wanted you to go into space, man. Go into space, man. We have a lot of work to go into space, man. We have a lot of work to do go into space, man. We have a lot of work to do but go into space, man. We have a lot of work to do but from go into space, man. We have a lot of work to do but from here, go into space, man. We have a lot of work to do b...

Threat that people on the front Line Face every day. Attacks like this or humanitarian vehicles being struck like this is rare. I think a couple of months ago we saw a vehicle belonging to the international Food Kitchen get hit. But this is certainly, uh, certainly looks like a severe situation. Two people have been injured, three killed, as you say, as a team from the international red cross were giving out Coal And Fire to a village which really is close to the Front Line. And when youre withi...

That Is wide ranging in itself. Clearly if city are not found guilty of anything, and they have absolutely declared their innocence on numerous occasions, then there will be a light very firmly shown upon the Premier League and its processes. So, yes, it Is a huge moment for the Premier League. The Manchester United manager, erik ten hag, has been responding to criticIsm from their former striker crIstiano ronaldo. He pointed out that the portugal forward admitted himself that United Werent plac...

Next 12, right now On Cnn this Morning Fallout from the debate, democrats cautiously optimistic republicans assessing the damage after Kamala Harris and Donald Trump faced off in springfield. Theyre eating the dogs. The people that came in. And its a shame baseless statement, debate nights, viral moment now has ohio officials weighing in on the former president s fake claims . And delayed but. Still ago the crew of the Space X Polaris Dawn Mission about to embark on the first commercial spacewal...