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Grateful to have you on the show really have loved your work for many years. Appreciate your time. Thanks to All Of You for joining us. Dont go anywhere. Were going to continue this live coverage of exactly what youre seeing. Im kasie hunt, cnn new central starts right now Breaking News and we all our following Breaking News of the historic kind, history in space happening right now. The Spacex Polaris Dawn crew open the hatch minutes ago for an historic spacewalk, going to show this is moments ...

On the road again, and shifting into high Gear Vice President Kamala Harris and former President Donald Trump hitting the Campaign Trail for the very first time since that fiery debate the Harris Campaign says its moving into a new, more restive phase. And weve got the details, plus, she feared the worst for the first time were hearing from the pilot, whos flying that Alaska Airlines why is that lost a Door Plug on a door midflight. She describes the chaos in the cockpit and her relief. When she...

Judge Jeanine Jr. harold Ford Jr. Jesse Watters, and greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new York City, and this is the five. Well, apparently, greg, it was a showdown for the ages. Donald trump met Kamala Harris, squaring off for their first debate, the night starting out with a handshake that quickly darted a makers. She doesnt have a plan, she copied Bidens Plan and it is like for sentences, like run Spot Run P or g is going to my philosophy. I was going to send her a maga hat. In the course of his ral...

Go doWn to Washington, d. C. The president of the united statet gos. Et youll get him out of bed. Youll Wake him up at 4 00d co in the afternoon. You say, Com Ae on, Come On DoWn to the office. Lets sign a bill. What Di Hare Cappingfice Tha Lat Night . Wait a minute. Im talking noW. Does that sound familiar . My life Was better Whenm Trump Was in office. Ta With kamalas administration, Things havent been so fantastic. A harr voters arent buying What Carmel is selling. The attempt to end my Husba...

I yes, It appears theres no arbate around my appeal. Happy wednesday, everyone. So people are accusIng last NIghts Debate moderators of teamIng Uy Wednesp Trump whIe lettIng kamalas slIde. Trueator, trump was constantly under attack by the moderators. So much so youd thInk were workIng from a slanted Roofyo Belt lIke an ambush. You knowd than, wIth Kamala Ande moderators jumpIng all over trump. I havent seenlIke three on one. That dIsturbIng sInce I was at that golden gIrls trump afterparty. I j...

Is 8 00, on september 12. Gang members arrested in aura, colorado. Steve that area has been in the spotlight since we showed a video of armed men taking over an apartment complex. Land lawrence and back on the Campaign Trail. One Harris Ally says it is best to stay away from the press. Oneonone discussions with people in the media will not necessarily connect with the voter. Brian exactly. Ainsley plus, look at that, We Saw this morning, the worlds first commercial Space Walk We Saw this morning...

There is not one rule for friends and another for foes. One rule for the powerful and another for the powerless. One rule for the rich and another for the poor. One rule for democrats and another for republicans. Or different rules depending on Ones Race or ethnicity. To the contrary, we have only one rule. We follow the facts and apply the law in a way that respects the constitution and protect civil liberties. John Attorney General Merrick Garland earlier today sounding off on what he says are...

Im Jesse Watters on the Judge Jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, dana perino, and Greg Gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new york city, and this is The Five. Is kamala getting cocky . The vp must think she is untouchable after the liberal press praised her Debate Performance, so her team is ready to ditch the Training Wheels and let her fly solo. A new Harris Campaign Memo laying out how shell be doing more Media Interviews, including with unconventional outlets. And get her out on the campaign trail. The logic ...

Thank you so much for letting us into your homes during these extraordinary times. We are grateful to be with ari melber. Hi. We are all grateful. So grateful. Dupuis the Grateful Dead . Of course. Berkeley. We all grow up on the Grateful Dead. Im going to be honest. You grew up in berkeley. I dont think i knew that. I went to berkeley. I grew up about seven, i think turn miles away in arrenda. Respect. We have a big dead head here in our beat team. Now other people whats the campaign, the more ...

Hi there, everyone. It is 4:00 in new york with 55 days to go ahead of election day. The first and potentially only debate between kamala harris and the disgraced twice impeopled four timed indicts expresident has injected a jolt into the race thanks to a masterful performance by kamala harris. We turn that 90minute debate watched by a whopping 57. 75 million people into what the new york times called a quote referendum on donald trump. A speech with words and with her body language and facial e...