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Batiste and band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing stephen hey how are ya . cheers and applause how are you, everyone . Hey welcome, ladies and gentlemen, one and all, boys and girls of all ages, welcome to the show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause thank you. By now, youve probably heard of alabama senatorial candidate, former judge, and humancracker barrel hybrid, roy moore. Last week, al...

[ laughter ] President Trump this afternoon addressed the north Korean Missile program and said if they continue to threaten the United States, quote, they will be met with a fire and fury like the world has never seen. Yeah, that ought to cool things down. [ laughter ] god forbid trumps ever put in charge of a hostage situation. Kill a hostage . You dont have the balls. [ laughter ] plus if you do, ill kill everyone outside the bank north Korean Leader kim jongun, yesterday, responded to new u....

[ laughter ] President Trump this afternoon addressed the north Korean Missile program and said if they continue to threaten the United States, quote, they will be met with a fire and fury like the world has never seen. Yeah, that ought to cool things down. [ laughter ] god forbid trumps ever put in charge of a hostage situation. Kill a hostage . You dont have the balls. [ laughter ] plus if you do, ill kill everyone outside the bank north Korean Leader kim jongun, yesterday, responded to new u....

See, they dont all have to be edgy jokes. They can sometimes be anyway, were also celebrating guillermos birthday tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have a surprise for him. We have Something Special planned for you. But first i want to update you on our new celebrity president who sat down last night with david muir for his First Official interview since taking office. The president will be happy to know his ratings were very good. He almost did as well as the bachelor. [ laughter ] donald...

See, they dont all have to be edgy jokes. They can sometimes be anyway, were also celebrating guillermos birthday tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have a surprise for him. We have Something Special planned for you. But first i want to update you on our new celebrity president who sat down last night with david muir for his First Official interview since taking office. The president will be happy to know his ratings were very good. He almost did as well as the bachelor. [ laughter ] donald...

See, they dont all have to be edgy jokes. They can sometimes be anyway, were also celebrating guillermos birthday tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have a surprise for him. We have Something Special planned for you. But first i want to update you on our new celebrity president who sat down last night with david muir for his First Official interview since taking office. The president will be happy to know his ratings were very good. He almost did as well as the bachelor. [ laughter ] donald...

Edgy jokes. [ laughter ] they can sometimes be anyway, were also celebrating guillermos birthday tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have a surprise for him. We have Something Special planned for you. But first i want to update you on our new celebrity president who sat down last night with david muir for his First Official interview since taking office. The president will be happy to know his ratings were very good. He almost did as well as the bachelor. [ laughter ] donald trump is not nor...

[ laughter ] they can sometimes be anyway, were also celebrating guillermos birthday tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have a surprise for him. We have Something Special planned for you. But first i want to update you on our new celebrity president who sat down last night with david muir for his First Official interview since taking office. The president will be happy to know his ratings were very good. He almost did as well as the bachelor. [ laughter ] donald trump is not normally a guy ...

[ laughter ] they can sometimes be anyway, were also celebrating guillermos birthday tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have a surprise for him. We have Something Special planned for you. But first i want to update you on our new celebrity president who sat down last night with david muir for his First Official interview since taking office. The president will be happy to know his ratings were very good. He almost did as well as the bachelor. [ laughter ] donald trump is not normally a guy ...

Debut. We have our spectacular first look, today, thursday, february 16th, 2017. Announcer from nbc news, this is today with matt lauer and savannah guthrie. Live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. Good morning, everyone. Welcome to today on a thursday morning. Were happy to have Hallie Jackson up from washington to fill in for savannah. Its like the spy who came in from the cold. Im telling you, indoors for once. No scarf. No jacket. A pleasure. Great to have you here. Did you see planet eart...