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[ laughter ] they can sometimes be -- anyway, we're also celebrating guillermo's birthday tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have a surprise for him. we have something special planned for you. but first i want to update you on our new celebrity president who sat down last night with david muir for his first official interview since taking office. the president will be happy to know his ratings were very good. he almost did as well as "the bachelor." [ laughter ] donald trump is not normally a guy who likes to toot his own horn -- [ laughter ] but last night, he had a lot of nice things to say about himself. >> i can be the most presidential person ever. we had the biggest audience in the history of inaugural speeches. the let me fors came out, one of them said it was the single greatest meeting i've ever had with anybody. it's the highlight of my life. here's a picture of the crowd. the audience was the biggest ever. that speech was a home run. it was the biggest standing ovation since peyton manning had won the super bowl, and they said it was equal. one thing it shows is how far over they go here. look how far this is. this goes all the way down here. all the way down. they said it was one of the great speeches. they showed the people applauding and screaming. i've had a wonderful life and wonderful success. people loved it, they loved it. they gave me a standing ovation for a long period of time. when you look at this sea of love, i call it a sea of love. thank you, david. >> jimmy: he calls it a sea of love. [ cheers and applause ] that's what he calls it. at one point, it became downright menacing at one point. david muir asked him if he thought denying help to syrian refugees would result in more 18er from muslim communities. and his response, you know, i know people have been saying trump sounds like a super villain sometimes, but last night, he sounded so much like a super villain. we took his words and we matched them up >> i know you're a sophisticated guy. the world is a mess. the world is as angry as it gets. you think this is gonna cause a little more anger? the world is an angry place. the world is a total mess. this is the single greatest meeting i've ever had with anybody, it's the highlight of my life. >> jimmy: oh, wow. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow, president trump gets a visit from fellow world leader british prime minister theresa may will visit the white house. that should be interesting. i see it going like this. your bent's not that big, i've built much bigger bents. the prime minister wants to reaffirm the so-called special relationship between the united states and britain. i guess she hasn't checked america's facebook status recently. we're already in a special relationship with a new world leader, his name is vlad, handsome, virile. wrestles bears with his shirt off and knows his way around a computer. i don't know how to say this theresa may, it's not you, it's us, we've moved on simple as that. [ laughter ] one world leader with whom trump will not be bonding is enrique pena nieto, president of mexico. they were supposed to meet, but the meeting has been canceled, in protest. to which trump said, see i'm already stopping mexicans from crossing the border. [ laughter ] so last night pena nieto posted this video on twitter in which he reacted to trump's plan to make mexico pay for his wall. [ speaking spanish ] >> jimmy: gee uillermguillermo,e say? >> guillermo: he said meection cois not paying for the [ bleep ] wall. >> jimmy: not paying for the wall? that's not how it's supposed to go. trump claims pena nieto did not back out on him for the meeting, he said the decision to cancel was mutual. like the foreign policy version of "i broke up with her first." i don't know if anybody in washington is listening. i have one small request when it comes to this wall thing. before we put up $25 billion to build it, can we spend 80 bucks to fiction the giant pothole that's been on la cienga for the past four years? i'll tell you where it is. i'd appreciate it. gracias. [ cheers and applause ] we have a fun show tonight. samuel l. jackson is here with us. as cool as they get. not many people know the "l" in samuel l. jackson stands for lasag lasagna. also with us, from the new netflix series "frontier," jason momoa. [ cheers and applause ] and jason brought along a bunch of axes, and he throws them and he's going to do an axe-throwing demo for us. so text your loved ones goodbye, i guess. and music tonight from kehlani. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, this is a potentially exciting development for us. elon musk, the guy from tesla and spacex, says he has a plan to alleviate our terrible traffic problem here. he wants to dig a tunnel for cars to go in, presumably it would mean less traffic on top. i don't know if he's serious or not, but if he is, this could be great news, instead of being stuck in traffic on the freeway for hours, we could be stuck in traffic underground every night. [ laughter ] but he said he's serious. he plans to start digging in a month. and today he named his chief tunnel engineer. this guy's name is el-something. [ laughter and applause ] i'm high pressure sure he has a lot of experience. all right, guillermo. it's time for your surprise. at midnight tonight, guillermo turns how old will you turn? >> guillermo: 46. >> jimmy: 46 years old. [ cheers and applause ] sign tists successfully bred a human with a furby and guillermo was born. [ laughter ] we love guillermo. he's very popular around the office. we wanted to do something special to commemorate his birth. we went around work today, we asked his coworkers to share a guillermo memory. this is our gift to you. on your special day. >> guillermo: all right. >> guillermo asked me if he could exercise with me before work one day. i told him to meet me at the gym at 7:00 a.m., we were going to swim laps. i was in one lane. he showed up in the next lane. it became apparent that he had no idea how to swim. he just hung on to the rope and did this all the way down one side of the pool, then this all the way down the other side. he was breathing heavily and said that's too much. let's go sit in the hot tub and eat bacon, so we did. >> back when guillermo was still a parking lot attendant, he would get chilly during the winter, and we used to keep spiced tequila in our room, and knowing that, he would pay us a visit two or three times a week, and we'd hear a meek knock and it was guillermo, and he was like, hey, guys, it's cold, do you mind if i have a little something? we would always indulge him. >> i went to cover the "fast & furious" and he came, but a huge party afterwards that guillermo couldn't go to because he brought his wife. happy birthday, guillermo! he's terrified of his wife. >> every once in a while, i get a voice mail from guillermo like this. >> i'm calling because, laura, you just won a trip to cleveland for the holiday. thank you. >> i'm not from cleveland. >> every day guillermo fills his pockets with stuff. we here at wardrobe clean them out at end of the day. and at the end of the week, this is what we get. guillermo, if you want this half piece of gum, come get it. happy birthday. >> after we were doing a shoot in new york, we went to this bar and guillermo said that he would buy everybody these pineapple shots. >> pineapple pound cake shots. >> so guillermo starts ordering them for everybody. >> i mean everybody, at the entire bar. >> everybody in the bar. >> on me, on me, enjoy! >> and then at the end of the night when the check came, guillermo was gone and we were stuck with a $600 tab. >> great. >> happy birthday. >> so i texted guillermo once telling him that we wanted to shoot a video with him and flava flav, and his text response to me was, [ bleep ], i thought he died last year. >> guillermo just learned my name. i've worked here for eight years. happy birthday -- from greg! >> we were in mexico, interviewing the fattest man in the world, and guillermo buys a chihuahua in mexico, and illegally smuggles it into the united states. happy birthday, guillermo. [ speaking spanish ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, birthday greetings from the president of mexico. we have to take a break. when we come back, a visit from elmo, grover and the cookie monster. the gang from "sesame street." so stick around, we'll be right back. 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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sesame street is on every day on hbo and pbs. now to a significant change. it's thursday night, time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week. it's this week in unnecessary censorship. >> we begin with a bizarre story out of pittsburgh. police there are searching for an attacker who is accused of biting another man's [ bleep ] off during a fight about donald trump. >> donald trump wants this build this bigger, more powerful wall -- >> i would like for mr. trump, i will even [ bleep ] him if he will come down here. >> how many [ bleep ] today? >> two. >> one. >> two? >> inaccurate numbers involving [ bleep ] were also tweeted. no one had numbers. >> carson, if this would have been the first week, i would have [ bleep ] you today. >> i said to myself, wow, and i've seen [ bleep ] before. big, big [ bleep ]. that was some [ bleep ]. >> yes, i have succeeded. i have [ bleep ] a cow. >> donald trump is a world-class [ bleep ]. i'm sure he's going to make sure that we get good [ bleep ] for the united states. >> we will [ bleep ] the american people. >> i am deadly serious about giving you hard [ bleep ]. >> with no further business, the hearing is adjourned. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show, music from kehlani, jason momoa is here and we'll be right back with samuel l. jackson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ they keep telling me "drink more water." "exercise more." i know that. "try laxatives..." i know. believe me. it's like i've. tried. everything! my chronic constipation keeps coming back. i know that. tell me something i don't know. 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[ cheers and applause ] then her new album came out a few minutes ago, it's called "sweet sexy savage," music from kehlani. [ cheers and applause ] kehlani went to hollywood high school which is 200 feet from here. as a kid, she would hear the singers and bands play on our show and now she is one of the singers. the moral, see, kids, dreams do come true -- but almost never, rarely. [ laughter ] next week, we have a big lineup on the show. with natalie portman, jamie dornan, rob lowe, adam scott, morris chestnut, charlie weber, dave salmoni and wild animals, music from tucker beathard, tom chaplain, and keyshia cole. so please join us for all that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is one of the most successful people ever to sit under a hat. he is narrator of the freshly oscar-nominated documentary, "i am not your negro." it opens february 3rd. please welcome samuel l. jackson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: look at this. you look great. >> happy birthday, g! >> guillermo: thank you, my friend. thanks very much. >> jimmy: how you doing? congratulations, by the way. >> thank you. ? not only did your documentary get nominated for an oscar, your atlanta falcons are going to the super bowl. [ cheers and applause ] >> what's up! >> jimmy: are you a life-long falcons fan? how did you get -- you're not from atlanta? >> i went to college in atlanta. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> i'm from chattanooga. but when i was at morehouse, falcons came to town. i used to work at the stadium. i used to sell hot dogs, burgers and fries. >> jimmy: now when you go there you go on the field and everything. do you ever go in the locker room and give the team a pep talk? >> only in "coach carter." never been in a professional sports locker room ever. >> jimmy: never? >> i've shot commercials when they weren't there. put on the gloves. >> jimmy: you don't have an interest in showering with other guys? [ laughter ] >> no, they just never asked me to do it. >> jimmy: oh my god. >> i hang around -- look, there you are, look at that. >> jimmy: yeah, you're not kidding around. [ cheers and applause ] >> warming it up, and every now and then somebody run back, pound me out, keep catching passes and all. i walk down to the other end of the field and watch the other team warm up. in fact, last week, when the packers were there, i actually watched aaron rodgers run a play that i'd never seen before during warm-up, where the end came around and he gave him the ball like it was going to be an end-around and he slipped off in the end zone and threw him a pass. and i tweeted it out to make sure somebody from the falcons -- hey, look out for this today! he had the whole little thing. he was practicing -- aaaah! >> jimmy: the patriots, are you a hater of the patriots or are they just any other opponent to you? >> uhhh -- yep! going to have to say yep! >> jimmy: will you bet on the game? is that something you do? >> i don't bet on sporting events. >> jimmy: never? >> the only thing i bet on that i really have no control over is blackjack. >> jimmy: when you're playing golf, there's no -- >> well, i have control over that. that's not a bet. >> jimmy: that's a competition. you're earning money. >> not even that. sometimes it's just, you know -- some of the people i play with, it's just them giving me money, gifting. [ laughter ] it's gifting. like giving strokes. >> jimmy: over the course of your life, you are way ahead when it comes to gambling, playing golf? >> oh, totally. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you ever played with michael jordan? >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you bet with michael jordan? because he's notorious for betting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and did you win? >> yeah. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: and does that make him crazy? >> no, it doesn't. mike's that guy. mike wants something at stake all the time. but, you know, mike's used to be, i haven't played with him in years, but it used to be mike would try to bet amounts of money that made you uncomfortable, but it's kinda like, dude, we're all millionaires. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right, right. >> i'm not nervous about that. so, let it go. >> jimmy: so then it will be like 20 bucks, or is it way more than 20 bucks? no, it's not 20 bucks. >> way more than that. >> jimmy: wow. >> i remember when he was shooting "space jam" out here, everybody was fighting each other to play him. >> jimmy: really? >> it was crazy. >> jimmy: because basically you just take money from him? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is he a below average golfer? >> no, mike's a good golfer. >> jimmy: but not good enough? not as good as sam jackson? >> being an athlete, sometimes you say your handicap is one thing, because you're an athlete, and it's not. and it's not to your advantage to lie about your handicap. >> jimmy: bravado? >> yes. bravado why sglets your down. >> i remember barry bonds told me one day, when he first met me, i hear you're a golfer. i said, yeah. and he said, you know i'm an athlete, right? and i said, that doesn't make you a golfer. [ laughter ] we belong to the same golf club and i see him in the woods a lot. deep in the woods. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i have to say, i follow magic johnson on twitter, and one of the things i love every summer is looking at his vacation photos and you seem to be with him an awful lot. and i thought i'd show some of them, because these are -- i assume these are spread out over various years. there you guys are on a boat eating ice cream. >> that's actually the tender that takes you into whatever dock you're in. >> jimmy: oh, i see. >> that's the little boat. >> jimmy: that's the little boat. you're not saying you were on tinder on this particular -- >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here you guys are, again, eating ice cream. >> yeah, that's in st. tropez. yeah. >> jimmy: and where was this? eating ice cream. >> eating ice cream of again. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i would love to be a part of this. >> that could be in monaco. >> jimmy: i know how to eat ice cream, i've got shorts. all the ingredients are there. who organizes this trip? you or magic? >> irvin organizes it every year. >> jimmy: he does? >> yeah. we spend a month on this -- >> jimmy: how big is the boat? the ship, i should say, probably. >> 180 meters. >> jimmy: what is that? american? >> i don't know. [ laughter ] big. >> jimmy: it's bigger? >> yeah. it's got a crew of like 22. >> jimmy: i guess you can't put magic on a dinghy. he's a giant just to start with. >> exactly. >> jimmy: and people know him everywhere? wherever he goes? >> everywhere. and it's cool for me, because i can be walking with him and they see him first, and they're like, oh god, magic! we love you, magic! and he's the friendliest picture-takingest guy in the world. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> they don't even notice me. until somebody will finally look over and go, oh, my god, it's -- [ laughter ] samuel lee jackson. i don't know where that came from, everybody in europe thinks my middle name is lee. samuel lee jackson! >> jimmy: maybe it's a combination of sammy hagar and david lee roth. >> possible. they have it on the television when i check in. 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[storm siren] when it comes to buying a house... trulia knows the house is only half of it. and with 34 map overlays like traffic, crime, natural hazards, and more... you can find the right house and the right neighborhood for you. trulia. the house is only half of it. i don't know whether the labor unions and the their bosses really hate me. that doesn't matter, but i know i'm not in their unions. i don't know if the real estate lobby is against black people but i know the lobbies keep me in the ghetto. i don't know if the board of education hates black people, but i not the textbooks they give our children to read and the schools they make us go to. this is the evidence. you want me to make an act of faith, risking myself, my life, my woman, my system, my children, on some idealism which you assure me exists in america, which i have never seen. >> jimmy: that is james baldwin. in the oscar-nominated "i am not your negro," which you are the narrator. how did you become part of this project? >> raul pitt, the director, went to school with spike. and for some reason, he thought my voice was the voice of james baldwin. he wanted to use me. >> jimmy: you must get asked to do so many documentaries -- i could imagine people ask you to do stuff all the time. >> a few. but this was special, because james baldwin is very special to me in terms of my development as a young black man growing up, reading his writing and hearing his voice. and the thing that he talks about in this film was taken from a non-published book that he started writing, about his relationship with martin luther king, malcolm x, and [ bleep ] -- old man thing's kicking in. everts. and he talks about his relationship to them and their deaths and what they meant to him. and why he had to stop being an ex-pat in france and come back to america to do his part for the civil rights movement. and it's very resonant in terms of what he talks about and what hasn't changed. and what's going on now. and what's about to happen in terms of who we are, how we need to react to it, and how far america has not come in the 50 years since he wrote these words that are there. and i just happen to be the voice. raul had to come a very long way to get me. i recorded this in bulgaria. >> jimmy: oh. >> i was shooting a film with ryan reynolds. he came all the way to bulgaria. >> jimmy: you didn't do it just to make it difficult on him? [ laughter ] >> no, no. >> jimmy: like, let's see how much he wants this. >> yeah, well. he wanted it that badly, so he came to bulgaria and i spent a day with him recording the voice. >> jimmy: wow, bulgaria. >> but it's a wonderful film, but it's more than just james talking and me saying his words. there are a lot of film references, a lot of book references, the people you'll recognize. it's interesting watching films like this sometimes, because you see the people, like there's one shot of this girl who's integrating the school and all these angry faces behind her, yelling and screaming stuff at her. and i wonder if those people who were teenagers when she was trying to do that, because i was a teenager back in that day too, if those people looking at that film or will see that film and recognize themselves and say, wow, what an [ bleep ] i was, or, i still feel that way. [ applause ] it's really -- >> jimmy: i hope they do see that. >> you would hope so. >> jimmy: yeah. i'd like to quiz you on your movie career. >> okay. >> jimmy: if you'd be so kind to subject yourself to it. what we're going to do is we went to the farmer's market and ask some people to read a movie line. and you're going to have to guess if this is a line you said in a movie -- >> or if somebody else said it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> or if you just made it up. >> jimmy: exactly. let's start with the first gentleman. >> you shut your face. if we want to hear you talk, i will shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet. >> jimmy: did you say that? >> yes, i did. >> you shut your face! if we want to hear you talk, i will shove my arm up your ass and move your mouth like a puppet! >> jimmy: there you go, okay. 1 for 1. [ cheers and applause ] next up. >> i eat every mother [ bleep ] -- >> jimmy: did you say that? >> i said more than that. i said that but i said more than that. >> jimmy: the answer is yes? >> the answer is yes. >> i eat the [ bleep ] butt, i eat every mother [ bleep ] -- >> jimmy: 2 for 2. [ cheers and applause ] >> all i have in this world are my balls and the my word, and i don't break them for anybody. >> jimmy: i didn't say th. >> i didn't say that. >> jimmy: let's see. >> all i have in this world is my balls and my word, and i don't break them for nobody. >> jimmy: you're right. that was al pacino in "scar face." >> are you anxious to see leo do that over? >> jimmy: i would like to see that, yeah. >> they're doing a remake. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. next clip. >> you've been taking them [ bleep ] pills again. >> jimmy: did you say that? >> i said that to bernie mac. >> you've been taking them [ bleep ] pills again! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here it is. next clip. >> they're your clothes, my [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: did you say that? >> "pulp fiction." >> they're your clothes, mother [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> everybody strap in, i'm about to open some [ bleep ] windows. >> jimmy: is that a line that rings true? >> "snakes on a plane." >> everybody strap in, i'm about to open some [ bleep ] windows. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're really nailing this. i guess it makes sense. let's see what we have. >> some other [ bleep ] always trying to ice skate uphill. >> no. >> jimmy: that is not one of your lines. >> some mother [ bleep ] are always trying to ice skate uphill. >> jimmy: okay, yes. >> i like the way wesley did that. >> jimmy: he did do it well. >> he killed it. >> jimmy: next up. >> you ever notice that you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have [ bleep ] with. that's me. >> jimmy: is that you? >> no. >> jimmy: that is not you? >> ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have [ bleep ] with? that's me. >> jimmy: and finally -- >> it's my duty to please that goody. >> the corniest line in "shaft" and people love it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's the greatest. >> it's my duty to please that booty. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: samuel jackson! 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: so the last time you were here, you weren't allowed to say you were aquaman, but you were aquaman. and are you wearing -- >> yeah, i'm wearing aquaman now. i'm aquaman, finally! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i would never guess you'd be aquaman. >> no, i know, right? >> jimmy: you don't look like the old cartoon of aquaman for sure. but how long did you have to keep it quiet? >> it was like four, five years. >> jimmy: that long? >> that long. >> jimmy: why? >> because they wanted it to be a secret. >> jimmy: how many people did you tell, like confidentially? >> i told all my friends. i told them i wouldn't say anything, but i'm really bad at secrets. i like buy presents for my wife, and i'm like, just open it now. i know it's christmas and it's really far away, but you gotta open this. so i'm really bad at secrets. >> jimmy: your wife, for people who don't know is lisa bonet. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: from various television and films. you guys live on a ranch in the canyon? >> kind of like a compound-ish. yeah. >> jimmy: is it a working ranch with cows and stuff like that? >> we got animals, dogs, wolves, a donkey. a snake. >> jimmy: a donkey? really? >> two kids. two little feral kids. [ laughter ] >> skate ramps and climbing walls. >> jimmy: where do you buy a donkey? you can't get that at walmart. >> i don't think so. but it's -- yeah. my wife always wanted a donkey so i bought her one for her birthday. >> jimmy: really? how could that, that's fun. and the kids are how old? >> my son is 8, my daughter's 9 1/2. >> jimmy: and are they dying to jump on the donkey and ride around? >> not yet. >> jimmy: this new show on netflix, talk about your character. >> declan harp, half irish, half native. he was raised by the man who runs hbc, so he's the english kind of -- runs the hbc. i was raised by him and he murdered my whole family and my kids, and now i'm basically made this company, the black wolf company, it's scottish, irish, french, against english. it's basically me wrapped in fur killing a bunch of english people. in a nutshell. >> jimmy: that would have been a great title for it. "wrapped in fur, killing english people." [ laughter ] and you're playing like a real tough guy with the axe and all that. >> yeah, i throw axes. >> jimmy: before we get to the axe demonstration, i notice you had a guinness beer before the show. should we be concerned about that? >> you should be concerned i don't have one in my hand when i'm throwing. >> jimmy: really? [ laughter ] would it calm you down if you had one? >> i'm a better shot. >> jimmy: really? is that true? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: okay, all right. guillermo, maybe you better get him a guinness real quick, so we don't kill anybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: does aquaman drink beer? that is something that -- >> of course. absolutely. >> jimmy: he does? >> he's half human and his human side likes beer. >> jimmy: but he can't drink beer under water, or can he? >> no, no. >> jimmy: that would be amazing. >> that would be amazing. >> jimmy: shall we get out the axes? the problem is guillermo's going to walk back in. let's just make sure guillermo doesn't walk back in while the axes are in the air. okay? >> guillermo, stay in there, you can have my guinness. >> jimmy: all right. very good, all right. these are your axes from home? >> yes, i started making axes. >> jimmy: oh, you made these? >> this is for you. this is the black wolf company. it's got my tattoo on there and everything. >> jimmy: really, all right. what should i do with this? >> throw it hard. >> jimmy: that seems like a terrible idea. >> no, no, no -- hold your axe-throwing. >> oh, look at guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, man. thank you, sir. happy birthday. >> guillermo: thank you. >> here. >> jimmy: no, guillermo, i think it's better that you're on this side. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: yeah, i'll stay over there. >> jimmy: this would be the ideal place. now, should i be worried? because i didn't practice this at all. and there's a lot of people. >> this is not like football, so you don't want to curve it. straight over the head. straight over the head. >> jimmy: my god. this seems like a terrible idea. >> it's your turn. >> jimmy: just do it straight. oh! [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right, guillermo. come on, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: like conan. wow. oh, now you've got to -- yeah. wow. wow, that is terrifying. [ cheers and applause ] >> we did it, we did it. >> jimmy: jason momoa! "frontier" is available on netflix now. we'll be right back with kehlani! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ alarm clock beeping ] weather. ♪ [ laughter ] cartoons. wait for it. [ cat screech ] [ laughter ] ♪ [ screaming ] [ laughter ] make everyday awesome with the power of xfinity x1... hi grandma! and the fastest internet. [ girl screaming ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'd like to thank samuel l. jackson, jason momoa thanks for the axe, apologies to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, her album "sweet sexy savage" it just came out. making her late-night television debut here with the song "crazy," kehlani! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ everything i do i do it with a passion if i gotta be a -- ima be a bad one ♪ ♪ i'm a-i with the designs du-ragging bounce back game good why we talking practice ♪ ♪ yeah yeah yeah ♪ pull up score when i want to best thing next to heaven ♪ ♪ they be tryna count me out tho i'm just counting counting blessings ♪ ♪ a real woman 'bout her paper don't know where i came from ♪ ♪ boy i really really came up you can never can say ♪ ♪ i'm lacking all the -- that i been through only made me more of an assassin ♪ ♪ i kill em i kill em i kill em with compassion and baby if they asking ♪ ♪ tell em tell em tell em tell em ♪ ♪ i go i go i go i go cra ay ay azy cra ay ay ay azy ♪ ♪ i go i go i go i go cra ay ay azy cra ay ay ay azy ♪ ♪ live for the challenge it only makes me stronger one more reason to turn up on 'em ♪ ♪ i go i go i go i go cra ay ay azy cra ay ay ay azy ♪ ♪ lit lit lit lit only l-i take is to the face you showed up to see me lose but i overcome ♪ ♪ so you overcame basic basic ain't nothing bout me basic crazy i'm crazy ♪ ♪ better watch what you say to me 'cause ♪ ♪ young sway got the answers give'em hell give'em pressure vip couch no manners dirty dirty dirty dancing ♪ ♪ like take a look at what i did go full circle with the wrist whipping whipping ♪ ♪ up the grit get a handful of this ♪ ♪ nasty i got it i got it i got it and you gone respect it ♪ ♪ ain't nothing ain't nothing gon' stop me from making it happen ♪ ♪ so baby if they asking tell em tell em tell em tell em ♪ ♪ i go i go i go i go cra ay ay azy cra ay ay ay azy ♪ ♪ i go i go i go i go cra ay ay azy cra ay ay ay azy ♪ ♪ live for the challenge it only makes me stronger one more reason ♪ to turn up on 'em ♪ i go i go i go i go cra ay ay azy cra ay ay ay azy ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this is "nightline." >> tonight, a young man rescued after his boat sank. but his mother was never found. a tragic accident? or was it murder? >> i saw him leaning over the back and drilling a hole. >> now under suspicion. >> ted not cause my mother's death. >> standing to get millions in inheritance. does he offer new clues or raise more questions? plus, home run. inside america's most expensive spec house. >> $250 million? >> $250 million. >> 21 bathrooms, a $2 million staircase, a poolside movie screen, and of course $30 million worth of cool cars. but what on earth is a $200,000 ca

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