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[laughter] >> kat: the study didnt make me feel better either because it was saying people really love like their political parties. thats like creepy to me, too. like to love anyone in the government, like to love someone who has power over you. i dont know. i guess -- its not my kink personally but i think that it can -- you are going to have some hatred. . big government porn, the worst. >> my least favorite kind >> greg: what are your thoughts joe? im trying to let him complete his joke, ban...

Are being monitored for infection in massachusetts after coming into contact with a confirmed case, and its not liz warren. although she now claims shes 13% primate. but the virus may have been spreading for months. and experts claim there have even been suspected cases in salt lake city. so who was just in salt lake city? sunday actually. i never should have gone to the zoo. i also shouldnt have whommed the fence to hang now the encloser. but i could have sworn that orangutan winked at me. dont...

Hes done that. >> greg: wait. i want to hear the punch line julie he was just about to make a joke. >> joe: im glad to see your injured foot didnt stop you from stepping on my punch line. >> greg: nice. >> joe: ill save that joke for next time im on span. [laughter] >> greg: that was so funny dont you hate that. you were just about to --. >> tyrus: it was right there and you got gutfeld in the middle of nowhere. >> greg: its like when the phone rings when youre watching porn hub. ive been told. ...

>> kat: you know what else makes it not good, a flown. they make it a felony to be homeless. like if youre down on your luck theres things i can help but i have not heard that about felony. >> greg: youre soft on crime. >> julie: i dont think it should be a felon any. >> greg: what should it be? just because you dated a homeless person, doesnt make it okay. >> tyrus: he was homeless >> kat: he was homeless thanks to me. >> tyrus: he lived on her couch >> kat: my record for homeless is unparallel...

Ive actually like gold coins. i always wanted those. >> greg: is there still gold in fort knocks. >> tyrus: go to hell, you just tried to ben barrett my joke. you are now a catch phrase for people who ruin dreams. >> greg: yes. yeah, banderas im going to use that every day now. >> tyrus: we use gutfeld on our product cast. anything creepy or horrible youve been gutfeld. >> greg: youve been gutfeld iffed. i do a lot of gutfelding in the woods. >> tyrus: doesnt even effect him. >> greg: no >> kat:...

Driving totally fine but i needed to call for assistance. so i pulled over and needed to call somebody to pick me up. >> greg: very good, excellent >> kat: yeah i pulled over. i had driven a little bit but then pulled over. >> greg: pay phones were disgusting, werent they disgusting. >> julie: yes but i actually liked them because i dont like the fact people can reach me at all times. i like the fact that i can drop off. you cant text me catch me at the gas station. >> you ever watch old movies ...

He literally said god willing hopefully something will -- one day were going to look back at this and were all going to have a good laugh. no ones laughing. >> greg: no. >> tyrus: so thats the panic button. thats when you go, okay, were in trouble. hes leaving it up to god. and im sure hes busy. hes got a lot of other stuff going on besides fixing the gas prices. >> greg: who is god? >> tyrus: for a while i thought it was putin because he was responsible for all things. so it grows everyone else...

Cant change peoples minds especially not with the drum section at 3:00 in the morning telling them you love them. >> greg: maybe you should step on his jokes. >> joe: heres the key. if you disagree with someone, say to them -- >> kat: truckers. [laughter]. >> sorry. . >> joe: you know whats crazy? that was going to be the punch line. she guessed a little ahead. >> greg: what was the punch line. >> joe: youll never know. >> greg: now youre two for two banderas. [laughter]. >> julie: i cant stop. ...

Fault of the president. it is so obvious right now. because its like, honestly, whether its baby milk, what is it -- >> julie: its called baby formula for gods sake. >> greg: i dont have kids. >> tyrus: >> kat: baby milk, ha ha. >> julie: thank god. >> greg: baby milk. >> tyrus: that sounds horrible. >> milk made from a baby. >> greg: baby formula greg. all of this would lead to impeachment if it was trump. here it is to say transition. you know a lot about transition. >> julie: like when i tran...

To have a conversation because there are two sides are -- we only lites ton the extreme sides, right? the nra is say ton or everybody must be armed and theres like -- well, actually its because --. >> tyrus: well, only because the loud ones get the mic because theyre willing to talk about it. the rest us are dealing with it. thats the thing. when you go to the shopping market theres not a democrat line and republican line. >> greg: there should be. >> tyrus: yeah. and lets be honest, how many re...