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>> greg: people want to feed her to sharks. fox news trip for kat timpf. [cheers and applause] >> greg: and he makes a mockery out of elevator capacity limits, my side kick and the nwo television champion tyrus. julie, julie, julie. >> julie: oh, god why do you have to come to me? into do you want me to skip you. >> julie: no im excited. by the way theres a difference between monkey pox and hemorrhoids. >> greg: what is it? >> julie: you dont have monkey pox. next. >> greg: not yet anyway, the n...

>> kat: yeah, i just dont think its ever a good idea to talk about how great its going to be when youre still going through the roughest part of something. because theres people that just really matters to, people who -- gas prices are crazy. i think its kind of like, if you like catch your spouse cheating on you and theyre like, babe, i cant wait to see how we grow as a couple. like maybe you will, but thats not the time. >> greg: yes, exactly. well get divorced and then remarried >> kat: were ...

It you let crazies take over the streets and now some states are taking the streets back. now if only they could take the streets back from these people. [horn beeping] >> greg: you know, this will be the fourth time i say this today, joe, but thats a lot of duck. worth the time. so, okay, telling people to rake into homes, is that a good idea? >> i think we can see why this woman has trouble paying her rent. i dont know if id elect someone who mentions an idiotic plan thats never been tried. it...

Get in line. lets go live to the people in line waiting to sue fax for becoming addicted to my beautiful face. >> huh? no. >> kat: a shrine to sue. >> julie: yes, a line to sue because of my beautiful face kat. you want to go outside right now? well stop the show, you doubt me. so youre one of those gen zs right? oh >> kat: im a millennial thank you. >> greg: do you think theres a case for suing social media. they think everybody young is an expert on social media >> kat: im an expert. i think i...

Because filling your tank will make you more sick than monkey pox ever will. but i wonder when it comes to gas prices were going through an incredible transition. >> when it comes to the gas prices, were going through an incredible transition that is taking place that, god willing, when its over, well be stronger and the world will be stronger and less rely ant on fossil fuels when this is over. >> greg: i bet putin is relieved joe isnt blaming him anymore. only chen biden pay leadership service...

Shut up. its like yellow pages, you rip a phone book in half now its not impressive. doesnt know what that is. like a changing of the guards, tough guys and phone booths. >> greg: no you cant do it. i was thinking about collect calls did you ever have a code so you didnt have to pay for it, like if i would call my mom. >> tyrus: collect call be home in ten points. >> greg: i would be like my name is mr. jfk land 3, that would be i landed terminal three jfk and that was my little -- i thought i w...

Mine that they go on social media vacations, no facebook and twitter. and i think that was great. and then i realize how did i find out about that? they were bragging about twitter on it. >> greg: yeah. i square somebody we know quit three times. keeps going back to let you know hes quit. >> tyrus: hemmer? >> greg: no, not hemmer. ill tell you on the break ihis name isnt gutfeld mom mom >> kat: thats my motto lower the bar. >> greg: you lower the bar at the bar. its disgusting the things she get...

Im not a friend at all. i ruin days. its a point of pride. be a part parent. >> greg: before i get to you joe how are we doing on the ducks? are they still crossing? poor guys on the scooters joe. >> joe: they lod happier than the guys waiting to sue you. >> greg: for sure. are you with everybody else this stupid. >> joe: im amazed by californias legal system where wealthy liberals have a dumb idea. it becomes a law, lawyers sue everyone if you keep going around this human sent peed of stupidity...

I thought that was very gentlemanly thing to do >> greg: thank god it was just urinating, tyrus. are you glad? >> actually no. pay phones in my neighborhood, we always knew where the bad guys were. so you would see the guy looking at his pager going -- like all the cribs. all the dud letters, the prosecutes hung around the pay phone so you knew what zone you could hang out? >> greg: that was their office ithat was their office, yeah. >> greg: call me at this number. >> tyrus: nothing worse than ...

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