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Thing is this the problem with government. the first solution was to hand out tents. they handed out tents to everybody. what did you think they were going to do with them? they were going to put them some place and this is the problem with government. we need to start doing things pry vat sector and figuring things out because government just creates more problems. now they have too many tents. and she got help us all if shes elected >> kat: i think the people she wants to watch the add are goi...

Works. im happy to see cities are cranking down on tent places because its not sustainable. you cant address the homelessness problem that way. and people are homeless because theyre down on their luck, they have tragedies and you can help those people. there are others who are profoundly mentally ill and then there are others who cant fit into society. you cant treat all three the same. san francisco tried it and you end up turning a residential house into a crack house: . >> greg: so true and ...

>> tyrus: our hairs dont match. >> greg: tell that to my wife. >> tyrus: no. oh. >> greg: i dont even know what that means. >> tyrus: i kind of do and im not okay with it. >> greg: i dont even understand it. but its getting so bad some people arent actually even coming into work now. >> dirt bag diary entry 345, day one. ive been told i have to isolate because i was exposed to the monkey pox. but i only associate with meatless monkeys that i make out of soybeans in my own hair. no ones answering...

Shut up. its like yellow pages, you rip a phone book in half now its not impressive. doesnt know what that is. like a changing of the guards, tough guys and phone booths. >> greg: no you cant do it. i was thinking about collect calls did you ever have a code so you didnt have to pay for it, like if i would call my mom. >> tyrus: collect call be home in ten points. >> greg: i would be like my name is mr. jfk land 3, that would be i landed terminal three jfk and that was my little -- i thought i w...

Always knew we were on the inside. and well have new pronounce. she xi pinning. come on. >> greg: the modern day let them eat cake philosophy nobody can afford a main course so forget desert. were a corrupt country although one everyone still wants to come to and because were hopelessly bad were unpardonable so instead of forgiveness we deserve punishment. and not the good kind where theres a safe word involved. [cheers and applause] >> greg: lets welcome tonights guess. shes as sassy as she is ...

>> greg: you know, tyrus, that would send better with what? >> bong 0s. >> when we talk about our children i know for this group, we all believe. when we talk about the community, they are a children of the community. we will work together and continue to work together to address these issues, to tackle these challenges, and to work together. >> talking about the significance of the passage of time. right? the significance of the passage of time. so when you think about it, there is great signif...

Mine that they go on social media vacations, no facebook and twitter. and i think that was great. and then i realize how did i find out about that? they were bragging about twitter on it. >> greg: yeah. i square somebody we know quit three times. keeps going back to let you know hes quit. >> tyrus: hemmer? >> greg: no, not hemmer. ill tell you on the break ihis name isnt gutfeld mom mom >> kat: thats my motto lower the bar. >> greg: you lower the bar at the bar. its disgusting the things she get...

I thought that was very gentlemanly thing to do >> greg: thank god it was just urinating, tyrus. are you glad? >> actually no. pay phones in my neighborhood, we always knew where the bad guys were. so you would see the guy looking at his pager going -- like all the cribs. all the dud letters, the prosecutes hung around the pay phone so you knew what zone you could hang out? >> greg: that was their office ithat was their office, yeah. >> greg: call me at this number. >> tyrus: nothing worse than ...

Where elevators arent broken they just become stairs. thats what happened in new york, they didnt become obsolete they just became urinals. >> greg: yeah its hard to find places the pee now >> kat: ive never used a pay phone ive seen dozens of people peeing in them >> greg: just right out here. julie as youre entering your sixth decade what are your fondest memories of using a pay phone? >> kat: what? >> julie: why do i come back? youre always mean. >> greg: when you were dialing up for one of t...

>> greg: will suing facebook over mental health lead to parental wealth. and will california let you sue zuckerberg for 25,000 zuckerburg. take that whoever you are. if this new california bill passes parents will be able to sue social media companies for $25,000 if their kids become addicted to using them. that comes to $12 after taxes. it defines addiction emotional developmental or harm but unable to stop using it anyway. sounds like me with or physicians helping out those little bastards. wh...