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Look at him. That is a sexy kangaroo. Hes like the Burt Reynolds of kangaroos. Seriously. That pouch must be made of mirrors because i can see myself in it. [laughter] then i also thought that this would be the story of the week, too. Sunday, sunday, sunday. Get ready for the white house fumble to mac. Its a president versus steve bannon. Its an allout war in the oval. It will be messier than your teenagers bedroom. The first hundred viewers receive a temporary [inaudible] at the white house. Wh...

[laughter] a strong choice when the mustache intercept room. To despise our enemies i will also miss him. On my last show redeye they even deliver the state of the show address i am happy to report that redeye host has taken my advice not to take prescription bills before each so i believe this course of action will help him to correctly pronounce difficult words like irreconcilable. [laughter] good luck my little handlebar hobbit. But this would be the greatest day of the decade. When a guy sai...

[laughter] i survived. This is has more lineup changes than van halen and if sammy hagar becomes chief of staff, i am out. He was no david lee roth. Now it is rex gets asked. There is a major breaking news this morning from the trump administration. Moments ago the president announced Rex Tillerson is out and secretary of state, ousted would be more accurate here. He will be replaced by the current head of the cia, mike pompeo. Greg so sad. I love the guy. He had the voice of sam elliott and the...

Not contain their excitement. The james comey but actually came out early. Oh, good evening, rachel. I want to see how the investigation turned out. Breaking news, they can read. Greg no one said me a book and everyone else got one and it made them feel so funny inside. Comey went further than you were expecting even more so than when he talked about in the book. He is not fully back on President Trump in any way, shape or form. He talked about how the auto body experience and it mustve been an ...

After risking his life for his country on numerous bomber missions, he was shot down and rescued at 20. What was i doing at 20 . Greg im not what you call a poster boy for heroism i have flat feet would give you up for a slice of poundcake. Its easy to draw comparisons between then and now, 60 million americans fought in world war ii but today 60 Million People watch this. That is repaired by giving you so much of my time and energy. No, ive given you everything, lisa. Greg yeah, lisa. Yeah. Tha...

Too which i say so what . We all knew this guy was shady. Hes so shady you could hold a picnic under him. But thats not on trump. Its not against the law to have a dirty lawyer. Or to have a dirty lawyer who pays off women you slept with. If you are a contractor from queens its manned story to have one. Step one, sleep with a porn star, step 2, hire a lawyer. Step 3, pay her off. Every president has friend who do things for them that get into hot water once you are elected. The last thing i want...

Be 2020 democrats running. [laughter] it is getting crazy. Take a look, here are the candidates heading to a mock debate. [laughter] [laughter] greg everyone is running. Just to get a little press. Who is this guy . Ive seen countries in quicksand. Im able to solve problems and threats from abroad. Im able to make life better for people here at home. Im ready to solve these problems. I am running for the president of the united states. Greg yet and im running for the president of your face. [lau...

Failed and alzheimers competency test. Thirtysix times he said i cant remember. They began the impeachment proceedings that the smaller report suggests donald trump deserves. This report shows what trump practices behind the scenes look like in that white house but everybody to be extremely work. Its all very damning and politically embarrassing. Shameful. And shameful and unethical. [laughter] greg they are like the best unintentional comedy duo. Check out how many people they had on this cnn p...

And people would laugh because its a funny name. Named after iraq formation and in a computer game. But its amazing what a tell all will do for name recnition. Cliff sims during the now. My main goal is to have as much fun as the mood. It was the game of thrones, backstabbing,. Beautiful life, marble bathroom. I just saw sean spicer toting a refrigerator out of here with a cord dangling. New single ear which we paid for with his own money and the atmosphere is like, can you believe it . Greg wou...