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Called vow chipewwowow. i dont know what it involves but it doesnt sound like you will get a job. freddi >> greg: you have a son, eric, three years away from college. >> eric: given your monologue, no comment. paying attention. i think what they were doing is after they realized the funding would be cut they went after the private donation. they got planned parenthood to put money in. honestly, it seems like were making hay out of not much. there are things that the people do in college, a lot o...

Subsidiaries to nbc. we ask, was nbc, fallon and the crew of rich fat cats need that money? >> bob: are you asking me that question? >> eric: yes. >> bob: sorry. let me -- >> eric: here is the crux of the question. >> bob: i got it. i got it. >> eric: give them free money. >> eric: i dont understand that the states that entice people to production like michigan, is it that they lose money? or dont make money? this is what happens. we give you $24 million but the economic activity that you bring ...

Freddibasement >> greg: i have 42. >> eric: they are in the basement until 4:00 in the morning, playing x-box. find a girlfriend. please. >> dana: i didnt think anyone went on actual dates anymore. hang out, hook up. i watch that girls show. i know what goes on now. >> andrea: how old were you when you were allowed to date? >> dana: probably 15 or 16, i imagine. we lived in a rural area in colorado. so everybody had cars. so thats how you got -- >> dana: do you remember your first date? no. not ...

Our conversation. this guy was a vietnam vetera veteran. he felt this against the core of his being. >> eric: i hate boycotts. the better thing is man up and apologize. if you -- i have been there first hand doing this. i misspoke. they should apologize. they can run something at the end of one of the shows. hey, sorry for the insensitivity to the vietnam vet or all americans for that matter. karl rove had something to say. he has a message that will appear later on greta. this is a message. >> ...

>> dana: it evens out. >> eric: here is what they estimate the "tonight show" expense , production expenses. $80 million. they get 30% cut off that number. in the form of credit, right, $24 million is going go to them, whether they owe taxes or not. the revenue last year was $150 million or so. if you take the number as $8 or $9 million in tax liability, $24 million in tax credit, we pay them $19 million in refund. >> dana: why do they think its a good idea? why would new york want it? >> eric: ...

Isnt this afterhours? >> greg: i dont know. if its student fees, who care? its the money that the parents are spending. >> eric: islamic studies i wouldnt want my money involved with either. >> dana: i went to a boring college. >> greg: look where you ended up. still to come, what can happen to kids if they start dating too young? how young is too young to date anyway? there are so many jokes i cant say right now. "the five" answers those questions next. ♪ ♪

Basement. they can be on your healthcare until youre 26 and your cell phone plan and run up your itunes account. beautiful thing, family. >> greg: hey, bob, were on national tv and talking about this. >> bob: i appreciate the warning. in defense of this -- >> greg: of course. >> bob: i will say this. people who organize these things are always the ugliest people you can imagine. i dont think part about the health side of sex and the townside of health problems that you get is a bad thing to teac...

Freddibasement >> greg: i have 42. >> eric: they are in the basement until 4:00 in the morning, playing x-box. find a girlfriend. please. >> dana: i didnt think anyone went on actual dates anymore. hang out, hook up. i watch that girls show. i know what goes on now. >> andrea: how old were you when you were allowed to date? >> dana: probably 15 or 16, i imagine. we lived in a rural area in colorado. so everybody had cars. so thats how you got -- >> dana: do you remember your first date? no. not ...

Subsidiaries to nbc. we ask, was nbc, fallon and the crew of rich fat cats need that money? >> bob: are you asking me that question? >> eric: yes. >> bob: sorry. let me -- >> eric: here is the crux of the question. >> bob: i got it. i got it. >> eric: give them free money. >> eric: i dont understand that the states that entice people to production like michigan, is it that they lose money? or dont make money? this is what happens. we give you $24 million but the economic activity that you bring ...

People to build it. >> dana: it evens out. >> eric: here is what they estimate the "tonight show" expense , production expenses. $80 million. they get 30% cut off that number. in the form of credit, right, $24 million is going go to them, whether they owe taxes or not. the revenue last year was $150 million or so. if you take the number as $8 or $9 million in tax liability, $24 million in tax credit, we pay them $19 million in refund. >> dana: why do they think its a good idea? why would new yor...