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>> reporter: pigs who enjoy days at the spa. >> its a piggy facial. >> ferrets treated like royalty. a dog whose dentist makes house calls. these pets give new meaning to spoiled rotten. >> shes my daughter so i dont mind doing whatever it takes to make her happy. >> reporter: this new jersey couple threw her dog, sophia, a bark mitzvah. from a specially chosen gown to the flowers she picked herself, her bark mitzvah was quite the affair. >> i thought i was the biggest spoiler of pets of all tim...

Make people fearful. to sow those seeds of fear here on the peninsula and cause economic harm to south korea. it doesnt seem to be working out that way, though. let me show you what the u.s. embassy is saying about all this right now. it informs citizens that despite current political tensions with north korea, there is no specific information to suggest there are imminent threats to u.s. citizens or facilities in the republic of korea. now theres a part of this, you have to understand, what is ...

Over and tore a hand-drawn picture of his wife off the wall. >> theyre always constantly on the monitors when they go to the yard. they have cameras out there. also, we have what we call always under the gun. and if you can see upstairs, we have a correctional officer whos always has weapons up there. ready at all times in case an emergency arises. >> we do little puzzles, play cards, homemade chessboard. try to stay occupied. if you sit around and think, then you dwell on a million and one regr...

Over and tore a hand-drawn picture of his wife off the wall. >> theyre always constantly on the monitors when they go to the yard. they have cameras out there. also, we have what we call always under the gun. and if you can see upstairs, we have a correctional officer whos always has weapons up there. ready at all times in case an emergency arises. >> we do little puzzles, play cards, homemade chessboard. try to stay occupied. if you sit around and think, then you dwell on a million and one regr...

Believe the shape shifting people control our world. what the heck are the other 89% thinking? >> and 60% believe the moon landing is fake. i am surprised because that means 84% believe -- it took me awhile. >> bill, 64% of americans believe you are stuffed with cream cheese. to prove we are wrong, i will get a sharp knife. >> i love polls and i would add that, yes, thanks to this unstupid poll which was a great addition to our a block, i i did not know the shape shifting liz liz -- lizard peopl...

Ppp does real polling. they correctly predicted the outcome in all 50 states in this past presidential election, for example. but from time to time, ppp does polls that really honestly have to be designed just to make good conversation at bars and parties. like when they settled the age-old question of whether wisconsinites like cheese better or beer better. it was overwhelmingly cheese. i would not have predicted that. this week, ppp released the findings of a poll of how much americans believe...

Americans believe in conspiracy theories. thats where we got our lizard people numbers from. we also learned the percentage of americans who believe that a secret power elite with a globalist agenda is conspiring to eventually rule the world through a new world order, that percentage is 28%. but of the responsibilities who self identified as very conservative, what was the percentage of very conservative americans who said they do believe that a secret power elite with a globalist agenda is cons...

To be designed just to make good conversation at bars and parties. like when they settled the age-old question of whether wisconsinites like cheese better or beer better. it was overwhelmingly cheese. i would not have predicted that. this week, ppp released the findings of a poll of how much americans believe in conspiracy theories. thats where we got our lizard people numbers from. we also learned the percentage of americans who believe that a secret power elite with a globalist agenda is consp...

Lizard people! lizard person, to be more accurate. the percentage of americans who believe lizard people control our societies by gaining political power is 4%. nice work, america. i mean, still, more than 1 million americans who believe it, but statistically speaking, this is one conspiracy theory too far for us as a nation. an overwhelming majority of americans do not believe that lizard people really control our society. few. we know that, thanks to a poll question from public policy polling....

Believe the shape shifting people control our world. what the heck are the other 89% thinking? >> and 60% believe the moon landing is fake. i am surprised because that means 84% believe -- it took me awhile. >> bill, 64% of americans believe you are stuffed with cream cheese. to prove we are wrong, i will get a sharp knife. >> i love polls and i would add that, yes, thanks to this unstupid poll which was a great addition to our a block, i i did not know the shape shifting liz liz -- lizard peopl...