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A poster board for what happens when they have time. if people are led to believe things that they read in news max or on world net daily, the fact that that many people find this information out, where would they think that up or learn that? where are they getting it? >> i think this measures what people want to believe. so one out of six or one out of seven americans want to believe that hes the anti-christ. >> well, a lot of people are looking for it. >> thats what i mean. and if only 4% of p...

To eat its way out of somethings stomach if it gets eaten. which made me think, is that true? and when you eat freshly shucked oysters, they are actually still alive. are they in your stomach thinking, if i had hands, i could get out of here. that had me thinking if i, or perhaps ar i were eaten by a whale -- >> why does it have to be a whale? whatever. >> he would be able to get his way out of there? >> okay. do you want to start with the meal worm? that was a complicated question. well go thro...

Did they take the ari golden tamale off the menu? >> no, its still there. >> what? speak or ill rip your tongue out and serve it to my sons lizard. >> thats ari emanuel played by jeremy pivens on "entourage." when you see "entourage" as im sure you have -- >> no i havent. i dont watch tv. >> let me enlighten you. jeremy pivens plays a character not too dissimilar to your brother. he shouts and screams a lot, pretty funny but pretty brutal. does it sound like the kind of brother youve come to kno...

>> frog man? >> aye. and then you go, look at it, weird looking people and then you go, thats a celebrity. well thats weird too. they are weird. you think you are weird. and then they are in a box and they say we would rather see that than a voice of fire. i want to go and look at a weird celebrity with a weird lizard face and sleeping in a box. >> she does look like she is trying to give richard dreyfuss a message through his potatoes except with more hair. >> dan, you have to admire she knows ...

We get it every other day. its four hours of exercise. we look forward to it, for sure. sunlight, its a big deal. so -- >> just getting sunlight. its like a lizard, takes a minute to get going. >> are you going to work out? >> yeah. >> then nearly two minutes pass, with nothing happening. our camera operator walked in between exercise cages waiting for the session to begin. finally our crew was informed it wouldnt start until they left. >> when our crew went back indoors, they learned that kern ...

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At least for now. >> the reality of it all, i guess, is that it will come eventually. unfortunately, its the way our world works. >> reporter: antarctica, the last wilderness, and for now, still pristine. kerry sanders, nbc news, antarctica. >> and kerrys special reporting from the bottom of the earth will continue tomorrow morning on "today," then again on monday on "today," and here on "nbc nightly news." up next here tonight at the vatican, fashion thats divine.

Around 4 p.m. but police tell us he has been uncooperative. well bring you more developments as they come in. a surprise for police officers raiding a suspected drug house in fairfield. they found a stash of drugs and cash but also an alligator. kpix 5 reporter ann notarangelo at the vacaville police department with details. >> reporter: allen, they did get a tip from the public to the police department. they say the tip led them to a bay area pot grower and a baby alligator. vacaville police ...

Haidara quietly distributed the full boxes to local families to hide inside their humble homes. you sort of scattered them all over town. then haidara fled from timbuktu, where the extremists were imposing strict islamic law. they staged public floggings and destroyed ancient tombs, so there was every reason to fear for manuscripts painstakingly restored and so precious that since 2004, the library of congress had been making digital copies for safety. when pictures emerged last week of timbuktu...

Were thinking vote for what? maybe we should start the 2016 election right now. maybe well get it done in time. i dont know. >> exactly. >> you also elect governors again and again who just seem like preposterous grifters. >> weve never had a normal governor. its going to be rick scott, who is basically a lizard. lets be honest, against charlie krist, who is a traffic cone. charlie krist could be anything tomorrow. right now i think he is a democrat. >> shape shifter. >> for the satirical and co...