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Liar, liar pants on fire. the only thing that is more of a head scratcher than this putin caw nun drum -- >> thousands of years of dry skin. >> i hope that is actually a lizard. if mine looked like that i would see a doctor. who do you think is at fault here? and is -- and should president obama be impeached even though he was not president at the time? >> here we go with putin. first of all i believe with every fiber of my being he took that ring. he took it and he got on that horse with his sh...

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Wall. >> theyre always constantly on the monitors when they go to the yard. they have cameras out there. also, we have what we call always under the gun. and if you can see upstairs, we have a correctional officer whos always has weapons up there. ready at all times in case an emergency arises. >> we do little puzzles, play cards, homemade chessboard. try to stay occupied. if you sit around and think, then you dwell on a million and one regrets. >> three times a week inmates get one hour of exer...

Real? >> these days, conspiracy theories are par for the course. a ppp poll last month found that 14% of americans believe in bigfoot and 14% think aliens exist. e.j., 14% of the people believe that lizard people control our society. >> why not? weve been critical of darrell issa, some of us have on this show. i think if he investigated the federal cover-up of the existence of mermaids, he would get a lot of support. we could find that the obama administration ordered noaa to deny the existence ...

Going up. >> we talk about michele bachmann and sarah palin and theories of crazy. 20% believe theres a link between childhood vaccines and autism. >> thats not funny, thats -- >> you can float crazy theories out there and they find traction. >> you can find people to believe anything. we have more information in our pocket now than ever before and yet people will believe anything. however, the existence of the sport synchronized swimming does prove the presence of mermaids, im sorry. >> mermen....

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Being made against the head of the justice department. it is no laughing matter and now his reputation i think is permanently tarnished given this situation and a number of the others in fast and furious and the voting scandals, all of that. now, the problem is he has been a loyal soldier for president obama and he got talked into staying like bob said by valerie jarrett. he has become the pawn in the game. if you were to blame it all on him you are really missing the big picture here and the la...

>> axelrod: alaskas remote pavlof volcano is still shooting lava hundreds of feet into the air. the volcano is 625 miles from anchorage. although scientists are not expecting the eruption to end any time soon, airplanes are once again being allowed to fly over the region. the u.s. embassy worker accused by the russians of spying is on his way home. russian tv showed fogle passing through airport security in moscow today. the government ordered him out of the country after releasing pictures that...

Arboretum in short hills, new jersey are, getting their first glimpse at one of the marvels of nature. >> i see a lot of holes. oh, you found one! >> theyre disgusting! >> reporter: like clockwork, the cicadas, who belong to what scientists call brood 2, are digging their way out. >> so this is a cicada hole and there is a cicada nynph. he has studied the life cycle of cicadas for 20 years. >> they synchronize their development, and they have long life cycles and when they come out they come out...