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Details of the latest. boss:hey, glad i caught you. i was on my way to present ideas about all the discounts were offering. ive got some catchphrases thatll make these savings even more memorable. gecko: all right... gecko: good driver discounts. now thats the stuff...? boss: how bout this? gecko: ...theyre the bees knees? boss: or this? gecko: sir, how bout just "fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance." boss: ha, yeah, good luck with that catching on! anncr: gei...

About all the discounts were offering. ive got some catchphrases thatll make these savings even more memorable. gecko: all right... gecko: good driver discounts. now thats the stuff...? boss: how bout this? gecko: ...theyre the bees knees? boss: or this? gecko: sir, how bout just "fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance." boss: ha, yeah, good luck with that catching on! anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.

(announcer) if you cannot afford your medication, band now were insuring overts do18 million drivers. gecko: quite impressive, yeah. boss: come a long way, thats for sure. and so have you since you started working here way back when. gecko: ah, i still have nightmares. anncr: geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.

Boss: how bout this? gecko: ...theyre the bees knees? boss: or this? gecko: sir, how bout just "fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance." boss: ha, yeah, good luck with that catching on! anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. (announcer) we call it the american renewal.

Exec: took me all morning but i got those quarterly figures for ... you. (hissing noise, gulping) gecko: aw, he ate all my mints. anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.

Boss: ah! thank goodness youre back. gecko: whats going on, sir? boss: were slammed. tons of people interested in all the ney they could be saving by switching to geico.. gecko: yeah, course. boss: boy, did we miss you last week. that temp wasnt working out at all. exec: took me all morning but i got those quarterly figures for ... you. (hissing noise, gulping) gecko: aw, he ate all my mints. anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.

Gecko: ah, i still have nightmares. anncr: geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.

-- throwing the punch es boss: yknow, geico opened its doors back in 1936 and now were insuring over 18 million drivers. gecko: quite impressive, yeah. boss: come a long way, thats for sure. and so have you since you started working here way back when.

Look, there is no afghanistan or pakistan to the pashtuns. it is all their country. greta: thank you. coming up, nothing better than eyes on the ground. a republican congressman who was just in afghanistan goes on the record. you get an inside story next. plus, big news for former governor sarah palin. she has just joined a club with secretary of state clinton and president obama. boss:hey, glad i caught you. i was on my way to present ideas about all the discounts were offering. ive got some ca...

>> they want to make a big mess in the press to get moinlt bill: yeah. i want the party crashers to crash the aclu. ladies, thanks very much. analyst -- next, alan colmes -- we will force him to say what he thinks the president did badly in his speech tonight.