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December 2, 2009
Tried to pass artificial time lines for withdrawal from iraq about one dozen times. we are ready for those battles again. i think the president was right tonight when he said that that nexus between pakistan and afghanistan represents a threat to the world. that means it ought to be worth more than an 18-month commitment. we ought to say we are in it to win it. shaw i want to applaud the president tonight in one regard -- sean: i want to applaud the president tonight in one regard. he did not ac...
December 2, 2009
Snow line passing over parts of kansas and into misery. -- missouri. we will be watching all of this and bring you the latest. if there are any tornado warnings, we will bring them to you. back to you and jane: eric was talking about the need for jobs. who is hanging down the help wanted signs, and what does the holiday have to do with it? we are on the job hunt with rick leventhal.
December 2, 2009
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December 1, 2009
The american renewal is happening. band now were insuring overts do18 million drivers. gecko: quite impressive, yeah. boss: come a long way, thats for sure. and so have you since you started working here way back when. gecko: ah, i still have nightmares. anncr: geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
December 1, 2009
More people have managed to slog through sarah palins memoir. we know that because theyre finding still more errors. our third story, she has misquoted and misattributed and misused the words of a native american activist, hilariously mistaking mr. john wooden legs for basketballs coach, john wooden. she is annoying former friend who say shes lying about them and in nonbook news she quit again, this time something
December 1, 2009
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December 1, 2009
The number of families on food stamps is on the rise. we will get real when we talk to one woman who never thought she would be in this situation. and we will talk to the man who is taking the vow, till death do us part, to a whole new level. his plans to outlaw divorce in california. "its the economy" on msnbc. this is mine, blitz. i cant do this job without him, and he cant do it without me. to keep him at his best, i only feed him eukanuba with prebiotics to promote strong defenses. you kno...
December 1, 2009
Diagnose the senate health bill, and democrats saying we will pay less, and the republicans saying we will pay more. is the truth there? can we know what it is? i think so. we will speak to ron wyden coming up. and additional troops, and an effective way to get out. well talk about that after the break. se savings even more memorable. gecko: all right... gecko: good driver discounts. now thats the stuff...? boss: how bout this? gecko: ...theyre the bees knees? boss: or this? gecko: sir, how bo...
December 1, 2009
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December 1, 2009
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