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December 1, 2009
Fifteen percent or more on car insurance." boss: ha, yeah, good luck with that catching on! anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
December 1, 2009
Money they could be saving by switching to geico.. gecko: yeah, course. boss: boy, did we miss you last week. that temp wasnt working out at all. exec: took me all morning but i got those quarterly figures for ... you. (hissing noise, gulping) gecko: aw, he ate all my mints. anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
December 1, 2009
Boss:hey, glad i caught you. i was on my way to present ideas about all the discounts were offering. ive got some catchphrases thatll make these savings even more memorable. gecko: all right... gecko: good driver discounts. now thats the stuff...? boss: how bout this? gecko: ...theyre the bees knees? boss: or this? gecko: sir, how bout just "fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance." boss: ha, yeah, good luck with that catching on! anncr: geico. fifteen minutes cou...
December 1, 2009
About all the discounts were offering. ive got some catchphrases thatll make these savings even more memorable. gecko: all right... gecko: good driver discounts. now thats the stuff...? boss: how bout this? gecko: ...theyre the bees knees? boss: or this? gecko: sir, how bout just "fifteen minutes could save you
December 1, 2009
Boss: yknow, geico opened its doors back in 1936 and now were insuring over 18 million drivers. gecko: quite impressive, yeah. boss: come a long way, thats for sure. and so have you since you started working here way back when.
November 30, 2009
From health care today, the war and the speech tomorrow and the jobs number for america on friday of this week. will the president be able to sell this military surge to the public and to members of his own political party? were back after this. boss:hey, glad i caught you. i was on my way to present ideas about all the discounts were offering. ive got some catchphrases thatll make these savings even more memorable. gecko: all right... gecko: good driver discounts. now thats the stuff...? boss: ...
November 30, 2009
For the american principles of fairness and punishing those who achieved them. we would be better off if there were more reporters like mark pittman looking out for americas interest in our government and banking system that would seek to exploit the taxpayer for their personal enrichment. this can be stopped. its in the process, i believe, of stopping and it will be done through quality information in the hands of every voter and consumer in this country. that wraps up todays "morning meeting."...
November 30, 2009
Exec: took me all morning but i got those quarterly figures for ... you. (hissing noise, gulping) gecko: aw, he ate all my mints. anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
November 30, 2009
And now were insuring over 18 million drivers. gecko: quite impressive, yeah. boss: come a long way, thats for sure. and so have you since you started working here way back when. gecko: ah, i still have nightmares. anncr: geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
November 30, 2009
With a uniform. and it gets ugly beyond that. well bring you cindy sheehans latest tv romp. also, osama bin laden had a will, was for all intent and purposes ready to die. seems he knew the american forces were coming to get him. why didnt we get him? according to many sources, it should have been pretty easy. boss:hey, glad i caught you. i was on my way to present ideas about all the discounts were offering. ive got some catchphrases thatll make these savings even more memorable. gecko: all r...