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>> police still investigating but saying no signs the driver was drinking or on drugs, no one was hurt. louisiana, check out the two baby white alligators. not only are they super cute, theyre extremely rare. only 12 of their kind known to exist worldwide. these two little guys live in a special audubon exhibit in new orleans. texas, a purple river in fort worth. no, its not a prank. the city of fort worth is actually in on it. pouring dye into a stretch of the trinity river. the city celebratin...

And now were insuring over 18 million drivers. gecko: quite impressive, yeah. boss: come a long way, thats for sure. and so have you since you started working here way back when. gecko: ah, i still have nightmares. anncr: geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. >> sixteen days coast-to-coast, the tea party express rumbled down the highway through the country. and september 12th, the final stop, washington d.c. for the massive tea party. phong reported behind the scenes. >>...

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>> so are you italian or what color are you anyway? you some type of black or spanish? >> what color do you think i am? id like to know what color do you think i am? >> my throat is dry. >> your throat is dry? >> its really hot in here. >> it is kind of hot in here. im going to go get a soda. >> larry: mariah carey like you have never seen her before. well talk to her role in "precious" and why she said she had to drink the ugly juice to play the part, next. mas even more memorable. gecko: all r...

I hired him to speak. a lot of fortune 500 companies use him. but-im your only employee. were going to start using fedex to ship globally- that means billions of potential customers. were gonna be huge. good morning! you know business is a lot like football. i just dont understand... im sorry dick butkus (announcer) we understand. your business could use a pep talk. visit fedex.com/peptalk band now were insuring overts do18 million drivers. gecko: quite impressive, yeah. boss: come a long way, t...

You know, just to be safe i used fedex office print online. oh you did? yeah -- they printed and bound 20 copies of the presentation, shipped it to portland, theyre gonna be there waiting for us. thats a good idea. yeah. you have a nice flight. thank you. (announcer) print online...you upload your document -- well take care of the rest. (announcer) print online...you upload your document -- about all the discounts boswere offering. ive got. i some catchphrases thatllideas make these savings even...

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Which we will see in a second. this about. bill: basically this guy ask a dork, get him away from me. lets get out of here. that. >> is a look that children do all the time when they are in complete and utter disagreement its like oh my god. it was so blatant. it was comical. bill: there was botox involved with all due respect. might have been more expression. bill: chuck chokes up bill: my interview with david boss:hey, glad i caught you. i was on my way to present ideas about all the discounts...