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November 30, 2009
Gecko: whats going on, sir? boss: were slammed. tons of people interested in all the money they could be saving by switching to geico.. gecko: yeah, course. boss: boy, did we miss you last week. that temp wasnt working out at all. exec: took me all morning but i got those quarterly figures for ... you. (hissing noise, gulping) gecko: aw, he ate all my mints. anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
November 30, 2009
Friends saturday night that he would kill a lot of police officers. the french did not believe him. police -- his friends did not believe him. four counts against maurice clemmons privileges, he walked inside a poor coffee shop and opened fire on the police officers. they say he was definitely going after police officers. the manhunt continues through they thought they had maurice clemmons in a house in seattle 30 miles from here. patti ann: than sprinwe will coo follow this story. bill: pirates...
November 30, 2009
This guy, thought to have been seen getting off a bus near the university hospital in seattle, washington. we will have dan springer back with us in just a bit to update us on the search. boss: yknow, geico opened its doors back in 1936 and now were insuring over 18 million drivers. gecko: quite impressive, yeah. boss: come a long way, thats for sure. and so have you since you started working here way back when. gecko: ah, i still have nightmares. anncr: geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or m...
November 30, 2009
Gecko: ...theyre the bees knees? boss: or this? gecko: sir, how bout just "fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance." boss: ha, yeah, good luck with that catching on! anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
November 29, 2009
Doing over the holiday weekend. the winds really wicked across the northeast. we have pictures we want to show you how the rhode island that were taken this morning from our affiliate there. this was in smithfield, rhode island, where the winds were strong enough next blew a tree down on top of a house leaving a gaping hole. no one was injured in the incident but there were a lot of tree limbs and branches down all across the northeast. and thousands of people were without power. the winds still...
November 29, 2009
On black friday to kick off the start of the christmas shopping season. a national research firm says total spending was up about half a percentage point from last year. jcpenneys and sears among the chains that reported having a good day. the increase may get bigger when they total up cyber sales. one analyst said the average online customer spent 35% more yesterday compared to a year ago. jacqui jeras, that is good news. i wonder if they had some good weather shopping. were you out there on bl...
November 29, 2009
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November 29, 2009
Im a mommy. i love kids! im responsible, loving, nurturing. ahhh! yea whooo! no no no no no! dont touch that. [squeak squeak] stop, stop! ahhhhh! whoa! being a parents a lot of work. wheres mommy? here i am! sid: [laugh] ha ha, no, stop, stop.
November 29, 2009
>> police still investigating but saying no signs the driver was drinking or on drugs, no one was hurt. louisiana, check out the two baby white alligators. not only are they super cute, theyre extremely rare. only 12 of their kind known to exist worldwide. these two little guys live in a special audubon exhibit in new orleans. texas, a purple river in fort worth. no, its not a prank. the city of fort worth is actually in on it. pouring dye into a stretch of the trinity river. the city celebratin...