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November 17, 2009
And now were insuring over 18 million drivers. gecko: quite impressive, yeah. boss: come a long way, thats for sure. and so have you since you started working here way back when. gecko: ah, i still have nightmares. anncr: geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
November 16, 2009
Seeing plenty of sarah palin in coming days and weeks and in a couple of minutes and we have not seen the last of a political crisis in one central american country. se savs even more memorable. gecko: all right... gecko: good driver discounts. now thats the stuff...? boss: how bout this? gecko: ...theyre the bees knees? boss: or this? gecko: sir, how bout just "fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance." boss: ha, yeah, good luck with that catching on! anncr: geico...
November 16, 2009
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November 15, 2009
>> looking forward to it, chris, thanks for joining us this morning. >> you bet. >> it should be a very intriguing fox news sunday, check your local listings. >> thanks, chris. >> i bet. >> well, its a new revelation in which to cast their money. nearly 50 billion dollars down the drain in just one year. find out where all your money is going. and clayton is sleeping on the job, apparently. whats come up? >> again. >> wow. >> he looks like hes a 13-year-old girl. >> i know. >> hes giddy. >> well...
November 15, 2009
Well tell you what she is saying this morning about hamid karzai and on a much sleepier note, no mans kingdom is complete without a macho mattress. well show you beds that will make you one of the coolist guys on the block. but does it come with an alisyn camerota? >> dave: that costs extra. >> clayton: no comment. boss: ah! thank goodness youre back. gecko: whats going on, sir? boss: were slammed. tons of people interested in all the money they could be saving by switching to geico.. gecko: yea...
November 14, 2009
Help the iraqi government open it to the public. >> im in school to be a history teacher. im a senior in college right now. this means everything to me, to be able to show my students for the next 30 years. >> reporter: iraqis are familiar. theyre still trying to grasp the idea of cultural tourism, how to make the most of places like this. julie? >> melanie, thank you very much. >> the holidays are right around the corner and the last thing you want to hear before getting on board a flight is th...
November 14, 2009
About all the discounts were offering. ive got some catchphrases thatll make these savings even more memorable. gecko: all right... gecko: good driver discounts. now thats the stuff...? boss: how bout this? gecko: ...theyre the bees knees? boss: or this? gecko: sir, how bout just "fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance." boss: ha, yeah, good luck with that catching on! anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
November 13, 2009
Gecko: aw, he ate all my mints. anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
November 13, 2009
Gecko: whats going on, sir? boss: were slammed. tons of people interested in all the money they could be saving by switching to geico.. gecko: yeah, course. boss: boy, did we miss you last week. that temp wasnt working out at all. exec: took me all morning but i got those quarterly figures for ... you. (hissing noise, gulping) gecko: aw, he ate all my mints. anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
November 13, 2009
Gecko: all right... gecko: good driver discounts. now thats the stuff...? boss: how bout this? gecko: ...theyre the bees knees? boss: or this? gecko: sir, how bout just "fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance." boss: ha, yeah, good luck with that catching on! anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.