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November 13, 2009
On motorcycle insurance, rv, camper, boat insurance. nice work, everyone. exec: well, its easy for him. hes a cute little lizard. gecko: ah, gecko, actually - exec: with all due respect, if i was tiny and green and had a british accent id have more folks paying attention to me too... i mean - (faux english accent) "save money! pip pip cheerio!" exec 2: british? i thought you were australian.
November 13, 2009
>> on yesterday, michael bloomberg held a muslim community meeting at city hall. guess who got an invite? a man who authorities believe was involved in the world trade center bombing in 1993. he was a defense witness for a man who tried to blow up the lincoln tunnel. boss: ah! thank goodness youre back. gecko: whats going on, sir? boss: were slammed. tons of people interested in all the money they could be saving by switching to geico.. gecko: yeah, course. boss: boy, did we miss you last week. ...
November 12, 2009
New leads in the investigation of the legend fort hood gunman. major nadal hassan wired money to pakistan, raising new questions about who he was communicating with and why. bill: tradition meeting technology under the church roof. why h1n1 fears drove a congregation to install a whole new water system. juliet: this crook made his own mug shot. boss:hey, glad i caught you. i was on my way to present ideas about all the discounts were offering. ive got some catchphrases thatll make these savings ...
November 12, 2009
About all the discounts were offering. ive got some catchphrases thatll make these savings even more memorable. gecko: all right... gecko: good driver discounts. now thats the stuff...? boss: how bout this? gecko: ...theyre the bees knees? boss: or this? gecko: sir, how bout just "fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance." boss: ha, yeah, good luck with that catching on! anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
November 12, 2009
We are like to say hello to our families back home and the ones in memphis, tennessee. new dove body wash with nutriummoisture. superior natural nourishment for your skin. new dove body wash with nutriummoisture. boss: come on in, i had some other things you can tell people about geico - great claims service and a 97% customer satisfaction rate. show people really trust us. gecko: yeah right, that makes sense. boss: trust is key when talking about geico. you gotta feel it. why dont you and i pra...
November 12, 2009
Fifteen percent or more on car insurance." boss: ha, yeah, good luck with that catching on! anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
November 12, 2009
Gecko: uh, you wanted to see me sir? boss: come on in, i had some other things you can tell people out geico - great claims service and a 97% customer satisfaction rate. show people really trust us. gecko: yeah right, that makes sense. boss: trust is key when talking about geico. you gotta feel it. why dont you and i practice that with a little exercise where i fall backwards and you catch me. gecko: uh no sir, honestly... uh...i dont think...uh... boss: no, no. we can do this. gecko: oh dear. v...
November 12, 2009
Gecko: uh no sir, honestly... uh...i dont think...uh... boss: no, no. we can do this. gecko: oh dear. vo: geico. fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
November 12, 2009
Needs a summit to come up with new ideas about job creation. well talk about that, next. ue r their dollar? been true since the day i made my first dollar. where is that dollar? i got it out to show you... uhh... was it rather old and wrinkly? yeah, you saw it? umm fancy a crisp? geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
November 11, 2009
Id have more folks paying attention to me too... i mean - (faux english accent) "save money! pip pip cheerio!" exec 2: british? i thought you were australian. gecko: well, its funny you should ask. cause actually, im from - anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.