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>> why? >> john mccain didnt win the election and trump wanted to get the headlines. im worried trump is going to go rogue. >> im not offended because i come from a military family. i listen to what the veterans are saying about john mccain and his record. donald trump is spot on. >> they mistreat him and keep making fun of him i wouldnt blame him. >> are we not concerned this guy has a communication issue? were going to put a guy in the pulpit that keeps saying youre fired? >> trump is the boss...

General things that he says about dealing with china, dealing with iran bringing jobs back to america, what are those specific plans? and will those same people still like him? >> people do not vote on the specifics, the white papers that candidates write, theyre all for editorial boards and smart reporters and inside the beltway people. people vote on what joe is talking about, on guts on their feel for people. i have to say, i have to stop making fun of donald trump for a while. >> lets talk a...

>> so david letterman has come out of retirement because he could not resist making fun of donald trump. i have to interrupt here because this was not a david letterman top ten list that he created for his network television show. this is something he did for a live event. much of it is too blue for me to play on television. but not all of it. >> number five donald trump weighs 240 pounds, 250 with colon. -- cologne. number four truch would like all americans to know that thing on his head is fr...

Trump said he was running for president. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i have made the biggest mistake of my life, ladies and gentlemen. >> what is this, dave? [ applause ] >> well, every suit i own comes with a top ten list. [ applause ] >> a lot of people think that we would know everything by now about a man, donald trump. a high profile fellow somebody who doesnt shy away from every aspect of his life. but take a look at the list i have here tonight. interesting facts about donald trump. [ appla...

Of making fun of donald trump. and im here to tell you tonight, that industry, the making fun of donald trump industry, is back. its always been there to a certain extent. hes always been a little bit inherently hilarious. but the industry of making fun of him to great effect is a thing of great beauty and thats tonights best new thing of the world. please stay tuned for this. americans. were living longer than ever. as we age, certain nutrients... ...become especially important. from the makers...

With a chance to build. they up as more rational and decent by comparison when you put them alongside donald trump and ask them to comment. but it is homeless one truly excellent side benefit. which is that his candidacy has reinvigorated what ought to be a great american industry. of making fun of donald trump. and im here to tell you tonight, that industry, the making fun of donald trump industry is back. its always been there to a certain extent. hes always been a little bit inhaernltly hilar...

Which is that his candidacy has reinvigorated what ought to be a great american industry. of making fun of donald trump. and im here to tell you tonight, that industry, the making fun of donald trump industry, is back. its always been there to a certain extent. hes always been a little bit inhaernltly hilarious. but the industry of making fun of him to great effect is a thing of great beauty and thats tonights best new thing of the world. please stay tuned for this. [ jennifer garner ] why cant ...

>> reminds me of when chaz bono came out as a transgender male, i watched the little girl on the sonny and cher show, how sweeping that was for america, but wondering has this movement gained acceptability? this is sort of a last bastion for people to be discriminatory. people think nothing of making fun of transgender women or men when that would be unheard of if you were talking about gay people made fun of 20 years ago. >> certainly theres a feeling in the community, in the transgender commun...

Bucket list? and i said well i have something that rhymes with bucket list. take executive action on immigration, bucket. >> rhymes with. the president making fun of his own policies in front of hundreds of the medias finest at the so-called nerd prom but not everybody was impressed with the events of last night. it seemed like this washington post columnist was texting on her phone during the national anthem but she claims she was taking notes for her job and those were your headlines. >> still...

King was in dead last place. we were all making fun of him. my dad goes hey, joey you watch mccain, hes going to win. i was like you pat them on the hid. head. thats sweet. with chris christie, though heres a guy again, if hes -- if he starts doing well weve seen how this works. and he has had the absolute tar beaten out of him for two years straight. two years straight and there are still some polls that have him in 2nd 3rd 4th place in new hampshire. just imagine a month of good press. >> if y...