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Theres a social app where you can post things anonymously on college campuses, i think its called yik yak. the critical commentary, the boredom of ted cruz, the making fun of him for the imagine lines, that was supposed to be his base. im not clear that was his base at the end of the day. theres a lot of folks on the right who dont like ted cruz, who would prefer someone like rand paul. especially the younger generation of conservatives. >> he got some big bursts of applause, especially when he ...

Times? and he said our job is not to insult or shock but we are poking fun with satirizing the absurd ends to which the extremists and violent militants go to. bobby quoted one of the editors sayings. here is what he also said. he told a newspaper, i dont feel as if im killing someone with a pen. im not putting lives at risk. where activists need a pretext to justify their violence, they always find it. that really does have to be taken into account. there are all sorts of conflicting claims of ...

Look like people that may have had some military training. theres a degree of precision. but also we have bank robbery crews in this country that show about that much precision in doing a robbery and escaping and switching cars and having -- of course weve got more weapons than any other country in the world that are in the hands of the public. so you have the threat that there is military training. but not necessarily. >> what do you make, juliette -- there was a cartoon in this satirical magaz...

On it. bobs making fun of them, too. that doesnt necessarily mean that they would want to go back to preobama care days is that what they really want is to go even further, to a single payer. theres a story in the usa today that has to deal with this. more businesses talking about hiring part-time workers to soften the impact. a part-time worker is not like a harvard professor theyre not making $200,000 a year but theyre being cut in hours so they dont have to get the obama care piece theyre bei...

Between the years of 64 and 66. i thought you took a more negative tone toward reagan in this book. is that a fair assessment? then say the treatment you gave reagan in the first two books. >> i kind of report what i see. >> what do you see? >> well one thing i see -- i write about this in the preface. its very important to understand that opinions about reagan have always been divided. theyve been divided since he was in high school. i tell a story about how there was a cartoon in his high scho...

Suggested. we need something down here fast. sher ri in sugarland, texas. texans do not want a fence. i would rather have more border patrol and drones. that would not solve the problem. with all due respect theres no way you can speak for all texans. steven, apex, north carolina. the white house press secretary says the border is not secure because illegal aliens are surrendering -- is secure i should say. one must come through the border in order to surrender. that is the problem. exactly, ste...

Frequent heartburn medicine for 8 straight years. one pill each morning. 24 hours. zero heartburn. welcome back. now it is time for "the mix." you know at night, sometimes i pray, please god, let me return in my next life as a world cup soccer player. theyre like the coolest dudes, right? >> incredible. >> i love ads on football, world cup had an incredible ad you wont believe. sort of making fun of the machismo, incredible. really intense. watch this ad, focused on faking it. ♪ >> they have...

Frequent heartburn medicine for 8 straight years. one pill each morning. 24 hours. zero heartburn. welcome back. now it is time for "the mix." you know at night, sometimes i pray, please god, let me return in my next life as a world cup soccer player. theyre like the coolest dudes, right? >> incredible. >> i love ads on football, world cup had an incredible ad you wont believe. sort of making fun of the machismo, incredible. really intense. watch this ad, focused on faking it. ♪ >> they have...

>> maybe this was planned. >> yes. >> maybe this was planned. we all know, only the most devious people would ever plan. >> did you see i was on colbert? >> youre fame out, but i guess he was kind of making fun of you. >> well, he knows talent when he sees it, right? >> i see, thats what it is. >> but he also thought you were a little out there. >> all right. let me get back at him here. i did not say that that is what i thought. i was reporting on what other people were saying. thats what we do...

[ children lauing ] move to the country, and live a long, happy life together where th almost never fight about money. theyll find some financial folks who will talk to them about preparing early for retirement and be able to focus on other things, like each other, which isnt rocket science. its just common sense. from td ameritrade. they made jokes while he got poked. a virginia colon patient was suing doctors more making fun of him while he was unconscious.