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Out there. and they do not want any kind of regulation of the second amendment whatsoever. >> yeah. i think the word intent comes into play here. what is their intention? their intent must be to intimidate, send a message. now, they were also kind of making fun of the four women, and, of course, we -- these ladies dont want to talk on camera. they are intimidated. theyre afraid of where this could go, and what is this going to do to your organization? >> you know, i can tell you that a lot of us...

Them? >> china does need us more than we need them. they are an export-driven economy. they have been growing at nearly 10% a year for the last 20 years. now they are slowing to about 7%. they are terrified of the internal revolution. 75 p.c. of the chinese population has not really benefited from the 30-year miracle in china. and so, things are very intense internally. that was said for internal consumption in china. >> so rick, it doesnt sound from what rich is saying like china is in the driv...

The world war ii memorial? to shut down the bureau of labor statistics while camp david stays open? the media narrative has been unbelievably anti-republican. brian williams and nbc news two nights in a row led with their own poll, turning it into news, that the columnists for "the new york times" and washington post are busy making fun of ted cruzs name as if thats a good idea. the media are remarkably uncurious about, for example, what the washington times reports a national park service emplo...

Weekends, he was there then, too. nicest guy. he had a sister with kids. he would go up there for the holidays. he always seemed kind of frail. sad for help and his family. >> a big loss. and bill, you have some football? >> this is a sports story, but not really. more of like a culture story. jerry jones, owner of the cowboys, theyre worth about over $2 billion. he was caught over the weekend using what looks like a flip phone. hes 70 years old, so maybe we can give him a pass for that. >> but ...

Online and that would be the reason. theres another one about gun control. sounds like they sort of make a career out of taking very sensitive issues and sort of making fun of them. >> exactly, yeah. hes a repeat offender with this. in fact, when he did the tweet about cairo and was trying to sell the spring collection, they actually printed that tweet out and they put it up on the glass of their main store in san francisco. so -- and this was even after he apologized. so they were really using ...

Hi, liz. >> i want to take to you buck first and then talk about the rodeo clown. buck, you said the liberals in the white house have no sense of humor. i dont know why the producers of the show didnt tell me keith olberman was elected to the presidency. >> liberals in general, not just the white house. when you have in your party folks like nancy pelosi, for example and the comedians say there is nothing worthy of mockery here and joe biden is walking around as clueless as mr. mcgoo you think t...

In the western world. so he is not really picking on a minority. he is picking on the majority. >> would you call muslims a minority? there are billions. >> not in the western world, absolutely not, they are not. >> until they actually become the majority, then we can start making fun of them. >>? i think so. thats the rule. >> what about penn gillette had a has said this, a lot of celebrities dont make fun of muslims because they dont want to day. >> that could be it. it is not a fight that you...

In the western world. so he is not really picking on a minority. he is picking on the majority. >> would you call muslims a minority? there are billions. >> not in the western world, absolutely not, they are not. >> until they actually become the majority, then we can start making fun of them. >>? i think so. thats the rule. >> what about penn gillette had a has said this, a lot of celebrities dont make fun of muslims because they dont want to day. >> that could be it. it is not a fight that you...

>> this is a very personal story for joe because he too has calves the size of cantaloupes. >> its personal and ourful. by the way as you know, i have naturally burly thighs. im like a mule when i run. its embarrassing. i dont like steve king making fun much me. >> i dont want to think about your burly thighs. >> the hits keep coming for a-rod. latest questionable decision. sports is next. sfx: oil gushing out of pipe. sfx: birds chirping.

That straw poll and him not getting anywhere in it. she did great at the first republican major debate. for a while, it was not inconceivable that she might do well in the long run nar republican nomination. and matt taibbi was writing that profile of her, essentially trying to say, dont laugh so hard at michele bachmann that you underestimate her effect, that you fail to notice that shes kind of popular and this might be possible. ultimately, of course, michele bachmanns presidential campaign d...