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Brother housemates go woke by announcing their pronouns on the show. Can we just double check pronouns so nobody gets offended . Hayley, what did he say . Hayley, what did he say . She her fabulous. She her fabulous. Anyone . Whats your pronouns . Anyone . Whats your pronouns . She. Her she. Her do you want to know my pronouns . Mind your own business. So is gender madness here to stay . Ill be asking. No here to stay . Ill be asking. No nonsense gb news superstar nana akua. As always, youll get...

Pronouns so nobody gets offended . Hayley, what did he say . Hayley, what did he say . She her fabulous. She her fabulous. Anyone . Whats your pronouns . Anyone . Whats your pronouns . She. Her she. Her do you want to know my pronouns . Mind your own business. So is gender madness here to stay . Ill be asking. No here to stay . Ill be asking. No nonsense gb news superstar nana akua. As always, youll get akua. As always, youll get a first look at tomorrows newspaper. Front pages, and we will disc...

For headliners. Thanks, ray. Hello and welcome to headliners. Im nick dixon, taking you through tomorrows top stories for the next hour. And im joined by resident scientist steve n allen. Scientist steve n allen. There he is. And resident science denier lewis n schaefer. How are you both doing . Well, hes facing away from me, in case you catch the science, isnt it . No. Im going to win. Im going to win because we all know that the science is completely alive. You dont even need to know which sci...

Morning, a boatload of around 70 people was taken to dover harbour by lifeboat. In total, harbour by lifeboat. In total, around 400 people have been taken to the border force Migrant Processing Centre today. Migrant Processing Centre today. Scotlands snp government has survived a confidence vote at the scottish parliament. The leader of scottish labour, anas sarwar, tabled the motion after a power sharing deal between the snp and the greens collapsed. The motion was defeated by 70 votes to 58. M...

Attempted murder, two counts of grievous bodily harm, aggravated burglary and possession of a bladed article. Hell appear at Barkingside Magistrates Court tomorrow. Well, Police Believe tomorrow. Well, Police Believe a piece of glass may have been used as a weapon during an incident at a school in sheffield. 17 year old boy has sheffield. 17 year old boy has been arrested for attempted murder after three people were hurt at the Birley Academy this morning. Police have praised the morning. Police...

Predict that these will be her final daysin predict that these will be her final days in office. The daily express strike a different note, appealing to their readers to trust her fighting spirit. As well as mays speech, they look at the growing crisis in spain in the guardian, as they vowed to press on and on independence. And in the times, the increased risk of dementia for women who with high Blood Pressure in their 40s. Theresa may, the Daily Telegraph says luckless may centrestage, they hav...

Heartless schadenfreude is clearly an alien concept to the Sussexes – they would just want to help the Princess of Wales

“Can I watch TV?” The wistful appeal from my four-year-old grandson after lunch last Sunday was guaranteed to trigger all sorts of conflicting thoughts. Since the floor was strewn with toys, Lego, Duplo and unfinished jigsaws, surely he should continue playing with those rather than sit in front of the television. In any case, what did he want to see? The answer, as always, was “Peppa Pig”!

Telegraph readers have raised more than half a million pounds for charity in the annual Christmas Appeal.

The former PM is contractually bound to produce 99,867 words on everything he knows about ‘leadership’. Please spare us