[laughter] talk to each other. And he was as american as red, white and blue. You have brought back a symbol, a touch of old american a, the lovable tramp. You do anything to steal a scene, wouldnt you . Thentroducing, the best of red skelton our in color. Well, dont get too close. s classic comedy hour has to be seen in its original color and now, in over for the first time in over 45 years, time life brings it all to you. Never released episodes on 10 dvds. You wont find a better way to entertain your whole family, anytime you like. [laughter] its the first time ive seen this too, right . Hours of hilarious, heartwarming humor. And youll only find it on the red skelton our. I do not know where have been or what i have done but i would not have missed it for the world. [laughter] read only wanted one thing, to make you laugh. Im going to make it. And millie, at millie, you came to the graduation. Pardon me, at millie, at millie, at millie. Sorry, sir, i thought you were at millie. [la
Ass is hardly even a dirty word. This has a few meanings you cant say on television. Like you said you made a perfect ass of yourself tonight. But you cant say hey, lets go get some [beep]. [laughter] announcer and if you think you are unshockable george its showtime. Announcer get ready for George Carlin. George i a professional am comedian. As opposed to the kind you run into at work all day long. Announcer over five incredible decades, comedy changed its look, changed its sound, and changed everything around us. George visine, do they look that red . [laughter] [applause] george can you hold that for me . Hey, now i need it. Now i need it. [laughter] hold them both for me. Now youre under arrest. Announcer through it all, one man was the walking, talking, ranting, raving, voice of the culture. George i call him muhammad ali because thats what he wants. Oh yeah, he is a big dude and he hits hard. Government wanted him to change jobs. Government wanted him to kill people. [laughter] [
What a morning to be late. Oh, id like to get my hands on the guy who invented the snooze alarm. . Morning, morning. . Oh, min, let me help you with those suckers. Come on now, hon. Thats all right. There we are. Thanks, mork, but i was trying to put the boot on. Oh. I guess we start off the day on the wrong foot. Well, mind, im really famished. I feel like gandhi at a mcdonalds. I feel like i can eat an aardvarks tongue. Sorry. Im production coordinator on a new show, thatll give you nine minutes to spare. Youre gonna have to fix your own breakfast today and maybe dinner, too. It might be another late night. Min, whoa red light, whoa stop, kemo sabe. You want moi to cook . Yeah. Youre a big orkan now. I think you can handle yourself in the kitchen and maybe cleaning up around here, too. Min, i draw the line right there. I will not cook, clean, or do windows. I am man. Watch me sit. Whered you get that idea . Robert petrie, jim anderson, and archie bunker. Who . Mr. Television. Oh. Hmm
Ive got to go, mork. Keep your fingers crossed for me or whatever you orkans do for luck. The room looks beautiful mork i know, mind. And not a single medfly in the bunch. Oh, mork. Oh, titter, titter. Blush, blush, blush. Oh, mork. Hi. This is so sweet of you to do this for me. But i think youre a little premature. Oh oh, mork, down boy, down boy mememememe go ahead tell her. I cant. Tell her. Come on, tell her. Im cramping up emotionally. Tell her. You can do it. Im gonna have to wait for the dramatic conclusion. Tell her its okay. [ breathing heavily ] its all right. [ calmly ] mindy, you hold my three hearts in your two hands. Will you. Marry me . Min . Min the shiksa split. Make a small mental note its always better to propose while shes in the room. Min oh, say the magic word roast dont forget to put it in the oven. All that love for a hunk of meat. I blew my big moment. I was there i blew it. Man fore this is not the American Embassy mind if i play through . Exidor, is that you
This has been a day to remember. Mindy was such a beautiful bride. But, cora, theyre honeymooning on ork. Why cant they go to the poconos . Well, i think its exciting to go to another planet. Id rather have a frontal lobotomy. Well, go for it. Its almost time to blast off. Mindy, honey, wont you reconsider . Were talking about space travel here going off to some strange planet. Oh, dad. Its where mork grew up. He just wants to share it with me. [ humming title theme from 2001 a space odyssey ] . Dahmm . . Dahhm . Thats a catchy tune. I wish i could remember the words. Are those special glasses to shield our eyes from the ultraviolet rays . No, i just bought them cause theyre gnarly. Yeah, thats great, mork. You cant let this man pilot you through space. He doesnt even have a drivers license. Come on, now, pops. I have been to the 4 corners of the universe, i have charted 16 solar systems, and i can refold a road map correctly. Theres another thing, mork. She got sick in her baby carria