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Greg yes, yes. All right we will have a show than i guess. Happy wednesday lets get started earlier this morning biden agreed to a pair of debates with former President Trump he listed to mans like no Live Audience thirdparty candidates and visiting angels on standby but no live crowd i guess he wanted in audience of his peers not only did trump agree to the debates but wanting a third 1 on fox. Meanwhile President Biden had an odd moment in a gala listen to this. Standup kid i like that address...

[ cheering and applause ] thats right. Thats right. Thank you. Greg inc. You for your underwhelming response. Happy monday everyone, lets do some jokes. Donald trumps exattorney Michael Cohen took the Stand Today And Hush Money Trial period we dont have footage because cameras arent allowed in the courtroom that we have footage of cohen leaving and having lunch. Greg the new play coproduced by Hillary Clinton as bombing on broadway. [ applause ] greg unlike her husband bill shes not very good at...

Watters primetime. Tonight. He lies about everything, including healthcare. Jesse brighton bidens presidency not up to par. It has been a rough few days for jack smith and funny willis. The days of magical legal thinking are over. The cavalry is not coming. Jesse the weft left waiting the white flag on the trump trials. It is a joke, it is a disgrace. Imagine that jesse why are liberals so sad . Plus. Thats a spicy meatball [ ] jesse its friday, that means trump can finally escape the icebox and...

[ cheering and applause ] greg yeah [ laughter ] nobody tells me about my power happy thursday everybody, is good to some jokes . Bear intromac who recently turned 18, yeah, well turn into the political arena as a florida delegate and the Florida Convection barron trump. His dads first order of a device . Bang stormy daniels. [ laughter ] speaking of, today daniels was crossexamined for defense, her testimony were like her movies, gripping for a minute and a half, then you lose interest in click...

Greg yes sunday hello. Happy wednesday everybody. Lets get to the jokes. President ial candidate rfk claims aware mate part part of his brain a while back leading to memory problems. When reached for comment he was just trying to level the Playing Field something biden will never have to worry about a brain. According to Stormy Daniels She Spanked Trump with a Forbes Magazine at a Hotel Rendezvous steve forbes claims that counts is him having sects. Forbes denied it saying its a rumor but we are...

Greg happy tuesday everybody. We were supposed to have christy in nome on the show tonight but she canceled her staff blamed bad weather. We go to locals for reaction. [ dog barking ] who knows why she canceled when we asked how her week was going she said rough i heard it was raining cats and dogs. [ laughter ] i tried to convince her to stay and do the show even telling her my dog guess at all his shots she said not yet he hasnt. She didnt just shoot the dock she screwed the pooch she faces co...

Greg yes yes of course of course, youre happy you should be happy happy monday everyone lets get started okay . Social media users speculating that a video of President Biden shows him pooping himself. Well at least he stands for something. [laughter] the Biden Campaign has announced plans to shorten the president s speeches. Is part of a bigger plan to make the most of what little time joe has left. [laughter] the judge overseeing Donald Trumps trail has once again cited him for current temps f...

Antiisrael protests continue to disrupt College Campuses across the country where police have arrested thousands of agitators as they worked to clean up the encampments. Better believe they need some cleaning. Some of what police have found left behind is beyond disturbing. Take a look at your screen. According to new York Police Officers signs were left behind on nyu campus. They found this today which read about death to america and death to israeli real estate. Isnt that nice. And why you did...

Oncall escape College Campuses all across the country. It is more clear now than ever before the inmates are absolutely running the asylum at colleges and universities. Take a look at your screen. We have nothing but stunning images out of los angeles as police moved to break up the anti israel encampment. Abyss at ucla. Protesters were rounded up. Police were seen removing the masks that were used to hide the protesters. I like that idea and their identities. More than 200 were arrested. Meanwh...

Greg we could have started earlier happy thursday everybody [ cheering and applause ] thank you, thank you, thank you. This week, donald trump told Time Magazine that if he wins, he will build camps and have the military deport illegal immigrants. Joe says if he wins he will tell us the story of how you fought apollo creed for the heavyweight title. [ laughter ] today is World Password day, you will never guess my password. [ laughter ] yeah,. Needed like an Exclamation Point and a number or as ...