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Great tuesday night here in new york city. Ladies and gentlemen, i am samson and your cheering is my long hair thanks for being here nation, i am a huge fan of the game of footedball. Every sunday, i invite my bros over, grill up some brats, crack a couple of cold ones, forget to take the brats off the grill, burn down my house, apologize to my bros, and hold a vigil for lenny. laughter so naturally, im all over the huge controversy surrounding last nights game between the oh, shoot i can never ...

Against gays in russia. It has footage you cant believe it. How did you get people to come on and say that . Cn holy bleep . claughtern jon but first, if youve been paying attention to the news lately, you might have heard, were all going to die. Ebola in america. Very deadly and contagious virus may have spread. The global fight against isis. Warning of attacks the in crisis on the border. Whos coming to america. Jon we have a border so poreus that ebola or isis or ebola otd backs of isis could...

We wonder to ourselves does anyone else want in on this . Before all of the good buildings are gone. British parliament is expected to vote to join the air campaign against isis. Prime minister cameron called law makers to a special session to debate this issue. [laughing] jon law law makers debate the issue . Cameron, what are you doing . You dont have to put up without answers questions [beep]. Just walk out onto the lawn and say were bombing somewhere and go back inside. Bada bing bada litera...

Eagle caw cheers and applause stephen whoo whoo audience chanting Stephen Stephen thank you, nation thank you so much cheers and applause well come to the report thank you so much beautiful great tuesday night here in new york city. Ladies and gentlemen, i am samson and your cheering is my long hair thanks for being here nation, i am a huge fan of the game of footedball. Every sunday, i invite my bros over, grill up some brats, crack a couple of cold ones, forget to take the brats off the grill,...

Report good to have you with us in here, out there, all around the world audience chanting stephen thank you so much, everybody you wont get that kind of adulation anywhere else in america folks, i have to be straight with you here, while i may be at odds with the current administration, as a patriot, i feel its my duty in a time of war to support our president. And thats enough. laughter cuz i have a lot of problems with what this guy does. And even when i do like what he does, i dont. laughter...

Porous borders. And while the number of deaths can be counted on two simpsons hands, what are we going to do about it were going to do whatever it takes to make sure that our citizens and our homeland is protected. If youre military commanders tell thaus we need Ground Forces to defight isil, sol be it. What about a mercenary army. Virtual fence. Complete impenetrable border. Double fence, triple fence. Whatever it takes. For the next few months nobody from west africa gets into the jon wow. Wha...

Something about it. Republicans dominate state governments this time around, also eager to fix obamacare. There are some changes to obamacare that i think both parties can agree to. Were going to have to show that we have ideas, that we are going topaz legislation and try to fix obamacare. Stephen yes, after more than 50 votes against obamacare, the republican majority is now promising to fix the law. Just like when you try to murder someone 50 times, as and it doet work, so you buy them a gym m...

Thats our show. Here it is, your home of zen. The American People went to the polls last week and delivered a decisive blow to the president. And his progressive agenda. I get a big pick out of the use of the word progressive. They are just straight old captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org eagle caw captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause audience chanting Stephen Stephen come on welcome to the report. Good to have yo...

Show, my name is jon stewart. The show tonight that we have prepared for you, my guest tonight, atul gawande, author of being mortal medicine and what matters in the end i guess is that would be medicine. But first, the world is in a little upheavally of late so we thought we would start the week somewhere experiencing a bit of a downheaval. Hong kong. Where last weeks protests have been downgraded from massive, antigovernment rallies to listless teen hang session. laughter which is surprising a...

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show, ladies and gentlemen. Obviously, i am not jon stewart. My name is jason jones. Jon is out sick tonight with a case of something called the bubonz. Im not sure im pronouncing that right. Its apparently an illness that only effects people from new jersey. He should be back tomorrow, but sent me a picture in the meantime. Im sorry. Thats a photo of me. Thats the moment i found out i had to host the show tonight. But weve got a Gr...