Ordering Massage News Today

>> so to me the presidential elections are a lot like ordering massage from an unfamiliar out call service near your hotel. you sit in your room hoping someone calm and professional will show up to cater to your peculiar needs. sure enough, they are never like the picture in the phone book. sometimes they are not even from the same country. and what is with the adams apple? i ordered one. so instead you get creeps. but by the time they are in your room, it is too late and you are out $300 or $40...