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Because i often do that when im home alone. >> is the least appealing thing i think ive ever heard. [laughter] greg: ive got more! [laughter] >> do you want to talk about the democrats or do you want to stay weird in the bathroom? [laughter] greg: lets talk about the democrats. >> on the same surprise, and the bathroom is a little more fun. [laughter] i havent -- there been some moments. i just -- a keep looking at former vice president mr. joe biden. and go, why are you doing this to yourself? ...

We will make america great again. thank you, take you very much. we will make america great again. greg: that was a slogan! [applause] but what does the other side have? >> i will be bold without the bold. [laughter] silence. of all the candidates in the race. i think i will miss him the most. and of course there is joe. >> my name is joe biden, im running for the president of united states, look me over. you like what you see, help not, if not vote for the other person. greg: i think they are g...

[applause] greg: right now, that is what the election is coming down to. this is trump. [inaudible] greg: this is any one of the democrats.♪ ♪ [music] greg: i need to get that back. fact is, trump has made it hard to judge anyone on politics. it is probably the greatest unintentional benefit of his presidency. sure weve got a great economy and great unemployment. but we are seeing something else happening. a challengeto the stereotypes, the platitudes, the clichcs, the old guard feels so tir...

Greg: well -- always gets applause. and he did not see trump doing this. >> we are talking about how many days are left in the school year. cutting out some of this year hair when you get older, it grows out of your ears. you do not get it cut -- [laughter] greg: we see how donald trumps hairs that would be $100 pay-per-view event. and i would watch the hell out of it! i do not need to see beto s ear hair i dont need to see him much less is your hair. but trump didnt said that he packed a stadiu...

[laughter] always when im on the show! ! joe, im kidding, tom. barely. what is your take so far on the democrats, which one scares you the lease? >> i will tell you what, andrew scares millie to give me a thousand does nothing. it sounds good. it will give me money to pay the tax increases im going to have to pay to pay for everything for everybody else. [applause] kat? >> yes, greg. greg: what are your thoughts? >> my thoughts? greg: yes put them in order of importance. >> if i can have anythin...

Greg: you. >> i see them about once every six months. because its a little bit harder to talk about your process ominously just rub crystals on your knees. you know and they will go away. or you know, that is because the moon is in -- and when the -- is in retrograde and the scorpio moon libra, thats what it looks like to me i dont really know. but people believe this and they have a certain kind of in talking pictures like love -- if i say the word it isnt sexy. greg: she is soothing. when i he...

And lame . which is why i know trump will face in 2020. >> mr. president, if youre listening, i want you to hear me, please. you harness fear for political purposes and only love can cast that out. so i, sir, i have a feeling you know youre doing. i will harness love for political purposes. i will meet you in that field answer, love will win. greg: yes! [applause] he is so bland he makes pat boone seem dangerous. [laughter] host of the quiz show on "fox nation", tom. [applause] he performs his s...

>> if i could talk to my younger self i guess i would say, tommy, get some of that hot levin. greg: really? >> yeah. >> i am just so disturbed by the answer. to be clear just because it is you saying it. >> saying it to himself. [laughter] >> and you call yourself tommy? [applause] >> anyone see that he went back in time -- [applause] >> can i change my answer? >> yeah. >> go back and get some more of that hot levin. [applause] >> if i can go back in time back to when i was in eighth grade and d...

Katon "fox nation", -- and my massive sidekick, tyrus. [applause] >> what is your assessment in this race so far? >> what do you mean that you will miss swallwell? >> i want donald trump shes misspoken. what would you like, a swell wall or a swalwell? [applause] i actually said this on my show and then i went to the big "fox nation" event and people had buttons i had my slogan on it. greg: thats what happens. one of the few things that you will be remembered for. [laughter] it could be the only ...

Loving. [laughter] >> i will be honest, i am a little freaked out right now because animal farm is one of my favorite books because i like boxers so much, the character. but he said it but now ew. i have to go with where the red fern grows. my favorite book. greg: where did the firm grow by the way? >> you overnight, stop. move on. [laughter] greg: there were like 80 books you are forced to read when youre young. like i didnt like, what is to kill a mockingbird? i did not like the book. because ...