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That nordstrom might be swedish for free stuff. Roll it. The crowd ransacked the shop stealing a hundred grand worth of designer goods. Wait a minute, this is not the right video. Thats chicago from last week. Thats the mob that looted a 711. I didnt think nordstrom sold beef jerky. Can we roll the right one, please . Go ahead. All right. So in la last week 50 criminals wait a second. Thats not la either. Thats philly. Thats 100 kids took a wawa apart. Thats the last time i let you guys smoke we...

>> kat: no im not. i love everyone. were all gods children, were all one big family. we should all love each other greg. >> greg: has anyone ever told you -- >> kat: thank you three people. >> greg: -- loftus, has anyone ever told you, michael, i love you? and was it somebody you paid for sex? >> michael: ive never heard those words, and ive been waiting so long. >> greg: keep waiting. >> michael: yeah. this study is really like who lies first in the relationship. right? because thats the dude. ...