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gas stoves. [ laughter ] >> hes so hot, he can be my twin brother. you know it. oh, i am exaggerating. anyway, i am way hotter. we are going to tackle the whole biden classified biden scandal in minutes. first, lets do this, shall we? >> the audience decide the story. >> yeah, we are the only show that does this but for a reason. here is a refresher, i am going to giver you two topics and whichever gets the most applause wins. by the way, it is the same way pete picks out a speedo. ope...

Assumption. all right, lets hear your applause. >> sorry. >> not jazz, i take it. here is the second story. we got an update on the canadian high school teacher. [ applause ] [ cheers ] >> well, i guess it is out of my hands. it sucks. it sucks. we had three qualifier experts on remote to explain the economic forecast. i feel kind of bad, look at him. >> oh well. oh well. >> get lost, nerds. roll it, janet.