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Included all of your cbs favorites including survivor, blue bloods, and of course, young sheldon. [ laughter ] democrats held their latest primary debate last night. And i have to say it was really jarring to see difference between bloomberg in the debate and bloomberg in every ad break. [ laughter ] it was like when you see the tv version of a cheeseburger from a fast food commercial. And then you go there. And you get one. And it looks like this [ laughter ] thats debate bloomberg right there....

Lets get to the news. Russian president Vladimir Putin reportedly had a disinfectant tunnel installed in his home to protect him from coronavirus and now we go live to President Trump so he can make fun of putin for being a snowflake. Seth huh, hes probably just thinking of a clever burn, you know well come back to him during his speech yesterday about police reform, President Trump falsely suggested that scientists have developed a vaccine for aids man, you know hes going to lie, but you never ...

Patient with us as we have tried to figure it out this is an emotional milestone, but if it looks like im tearing up, i assure you, its just so hot in this attic that my eyeballs are sweating. Back in march our executive producer Mike Shoemaker said, you should get air conditioners now for when it gets hot in june. And i said, june . Im not going to still be here in june, because i am the shortterm thinking grasshopper and shoemaker is the longterm planning ant and if you want to make it to 1,00...

Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause in that case, lets get to the news House Speaker nancy pelosi appeared to give a sarcastic clap at President Trump during part of last nights state of the union when trump tried to denounce division and politics i mean, look at that [ laughter ] thats the way you clap when your husband finally puts the toilet paper on the roller [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause you learn look at you Pres...

National security advisor [ cheers and applause present. Did you enjoy that john bolton told conservative that was an endorsement of anita baker. We enjoyed presenting well be right back with seth yup donors he thinks President Trump kristen bell they were very worried about what we were going to say. Is mentally unstable but im [ cheers and applause i have no idea why, but you know, good time. Sure trump will clear up that [ laughter ] seth you were great. What about the menu . Misconception wi...

[ cheers and applause and now, here he is, seth meyers [ cheers and applause seth good evening, everybody im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everyone doing tonight . [ cheers and applause seth quick welcome to our guest announcer for the evening, my brother, josh meyers, is with us for the night [ cheers and applause very good job on your first time announcing thank you i watch the show seth that helps. That helps lets get started, i like this, i was happy to see this. Nascar released a ...

Mariah carey has postponed a concert in hawaii this month due to the coronavirus outbreak. Instead, shell be replaced by a more coronavirusfriendly performer, Purell Williams [ laughter ] [ applause ] its all downhill from here. [ laughter ] a zoo in tennessee recently gained attention after their female Komodo Dragon reproduced without a male partner, or more likely, shes cheating, dude [ laughter ] a popup restaurant based on the movie clueless will open in los angeles later this month theyll ...

America yesterday, and frankly, it was a little embarrassing in a new interview, former Vice President joe biden said that president trumps response to the coronavirus pandemic has been incompetent said trump, why dont you say that to my face with no mask on . Say it real loud, so you really spray those particles. After refusing to change his schedule on monday after learning his press secretary tested positive for the coronavirus, the white house confirmed yesterday that Vice President mike pen...

Oh, this is a filmed interview the sun always rises . No, i did it again. [ laughter ] donald did tom clancy love hunt for red october . Some international news. I mean, it is more a question in yesterday, iran claimed to have a question, you know created a replica of an american its more about a life philosophy drone they captured three years ago. I mean, yeah, it was all right, apparently, its such a it was good, it was great, it was fine realistic copy that when they turned it on, it immediat...

Reportedly expecting and sponsored by margaritas. Planning on reopening the margaritas, thank you. I love you country on may 1st, as in the t according to a new report, illegal marijuana sales in up next, oh, its the new york have risen by 50 tangerines during the lockdown and the best part is, now your dealer doesnt a very personal easter want to stay and hang out. Quarantine float for me because you sure . Once every two weeks, my husband you dont want some of this weed buys a giant bag of tan...