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I really believe they are going that he plans to stay in the white house for the rest of the to have it under control fairly soon month because of the coronavirus pandemic and said it is, quote, you know, in april, supposedly, sort of like the nerve center. It dies with the hotter weather. Which makes sense, because it it and thats a beautiful date to look forward to. Seth first of all, you can cks. Tell my man spends too much time at maralago because he thinks officials at the bronx zoo april i...

For the coronavirus, President Trump claimed he was just being sarcastic. Like when he took the oath of officeon President Trump claimed yesterday that people who know him and the history of our country say he is the, quote, hardest working president in history. Youve got to be kidding me. Abraham lincoln worked harder than you after he went to that play and thats im confident thats a joke, uh, that did as well today as it would have in a room full of people. Its nice to have those. It just remi...

Complaint that led to the impeachment hearings and i have to say, in the midst of all the horrifying news lately, its refreshing to hear about some nice, normal, Old Fashioned corruption after reportedly engaging in a heated discussion with Infectious Disease expert dr. Anthony fauci over the effectiveness of an antimalarial drug as a coronavirus treatment, white house trade adviser Peter Navarro yesterday said he was qualified to engage with fauci, because he is a, quote, social scientist. Alth...

Read their bibles. Oh, i dont know, between the plague and the false idol next to you, i think the bible is going to feel redundant. After social media users accused Jeanine Pirro of being intoxicated during an athome broadcast of her show on saturday, fox news has released a statement blaming and if i remember correctly from my bartending days, a technical difficulty is one part gin, one part vodka and a splash of grenadine. The u. S. Navy hospital ship usns comfort arrived in new york yesterda...

Everyone who thought this would hes like an old timer working a Vice President mike pence to be over easy shift at the Park Slope Food click or call for a quote today. Reduce the risk of both them coop dealing with snooty catching the coronavirus ian morgan wrote that joke newcomers. It looks like somebody over lets put him in the key excuse me, there is no more there finally read the organic arugula. You can tweet ian if you want to oh my word you have to make your fancy its so cheesy, youll ne...

The virus. Man, he will stop at nothing to blame this pandemic on other people were one press conference away from him calling it the obama virus. The obama virus, or as its also known the Obama Hussein virus. Infectious diseases expert and Coronavirus Task force member dr. Anthony fauci has reportedly been assigned a security detail after receiving threats. Threats like stop contradicting me or else the governor of georgia said yesterday that he just learned in the last 24 hours that asymptomat...

The joke, the word resurface actually refers to the job of the zamboni man, which is to resurface the ice. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth thank you and by the way, thank you, thank you for referring to him as a zamboni man and not a zamboni driver [ laughter ] a lot of people make that mistake. Can you just show us real quick, like, how what celebration did you do at your desk when you wrote this joke . [ laughter ] it was like a, you know, a little [ laughter ] seth give it up for matt...

On the show, everybody [ cheers and applause and he is a legendary singer songwriter whose new album, American Standard, marks his 19th studio album. Back on the show to chat and perform for us, james taylor is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause so, its a great night before we get our guests out, the president went on fox news and lied to millions of people about the coronavirus outbreak as his administration bungles its response to the crisis for more on this, its time for a closer look. [ ...

And democrats living abroad said, one democrat abroad, leave me out of this. [ light laughter ] former congressman beto orourke appeared at a Joe Biden Rally in dallas yesterday and announced his endorsement in spanish then out of habit, biden said, that sounds good, ill have that. [ laughter and applause Election Officials in multiple states are encouraging voters to use mailin ballots due to the coronavirus. That story again, several states are fighting coronavirus by asking people to put thei...

Primaries, including five states is everything. For ralphies grooming appointment. The reason why its so important he did not campaign in for honey pot to do well whos his groomer . Uh carrie. Turns out it was a smart move to is so the next black girl have him talk to voters as she could have a better opportunity. When were you thinking . I dont know. Tuesday afternoon . Little as possible that means a lot to me. [ laughter ] thats right yesterday was super tuesday and joe biden and Bernie Sande...