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Warren was an incredibly competent, pragmatic, intelligent, and wellspoken in other words, she never had a chance [ laughter ] thats right, Elizabeth Warren is dropping out of the president ial race. And it kind of feels like when your favorite teacher retires. Youre sad to see her go, but also happy for her because she doesnt have to deal with your annoying classmates anymore. [ laughter ] republican congressman matt gaetz wore a gas mask on the floor of the house of representatives yesterday w...

Coronavirus. That story again, several states are fighting coronavirus by asking people to put their saliva in the mail [ laughter and applause just send it out, just get it out of there [ cheers and applause former new york mayor Mike Bloomberg said yesterday that he would vote for senator Bernie Sanders if he was the would not be happy doing it. Yeah we know. Youre [ laughter ] daniel tonight, on a youre never happy little late with Lilly Singh Lilly you know what men do [ light laughter ] whe...

Included all of your cbs favorites including survivor, blue bloods, and of course, young sheldon. [ laughter ] democrats held their latest primary debate last night. And i have to say it was really jarring to see difference between bloomberg in the debate and bloomberg in every ad break. [ laughter ] it was like when you see the tv version of a cheese burger from a fast food commercial. And then you go there. And you get one. And it looks like this [ laughter ] thats debate bloomberg right there...

Last night last nights oscars were the lowest rated oscars in history. Hell, Martin Scorsese was there and even he didnt watch [ laughter ] senator Amy Klobuchar released a new ad in New Hampshire today, ahead of tomorrows primary, that claims that President Trump has a quote, complete lack of empathy. Replied trump, i literally cannot understand how shed feel that way. [ laughter ] to avoid technical difficulties that plagued last weeks iowas democratic caucus, voters in New Hampshire will use ...

Trumps impeachment trial to begin next Tuesday Morning and he says it could last as long as later that Tuesday Morning [ light laughter ] the white house said, yesterday, that President Trump will likely assert executive privilege to limit what his aides can say during his impeachment trial and hes working with the makers of taboo on a fun way to do it [ laughter ] [ imitates buzzer democrats held their latest primary debate tonight, and former Vice President joe biden and senator Bernie Sanders...

[ cheers and applause lets see. What do we got going on . A new star wars movie came out to mixed reviews everybodys talking about the musical cats. And a president who is facing impeachment Just Launched a bombing run in iraq. You know what, actually, lets hold on a second yeah, thats what im talking about [ cheers and applause thats where were at. President trump yesterday dismissed concerns that iran might retaliate for his strike on a military leader, saying quote, if it happens, it happens....

[ laughter ] amid speculation that he could become a scapegoat, Rudy Giuliani said in a new interview that he is confident President Trump will remain loyal to him in the impeachment inquiry. Responded trump, you can count on it, randy. [ laughter ] the Trump Administration has proposed a new measure that could nearly double the cost of applying for american citizenship. Man, just be glad people still want to come here. I mean, this is like blockbuster raising its rental fees now. [ laughter ] a...

[ cheers and applause lets see. What do we got going on . A new star wars movie came out to mixed reviews everybodys talking about the musical cats. And a president who is facing impeachment Just Launched a bombing run in iraq. You know what, actually, lets hold on a second yeah, thats what im talking about [ cheers and applause thats where were at. President trump yesterday dismissed concerns that iran might retaliate for his strike on a military leader, saying quote, if it happens, it happens....

[ light laughter ] President Trump met with the russian minister of Foreign Affairs on the same day hes being impeached. That is brazen naming it the missing wife. [ laughter ] wheel of fortune sidekick vanna white this week started a threeweek run as fillin host and let me tell you, it is chaos in the nursing home. [ light laughter ] what is she doing wheres pat . [ light laughter ] President Trumps campaign has released a line of lgbtq pride themed merchandise and then mike pence squinted so h...

You drank a bottle of wine, smoked pot with your cousins, and youre still [ laughter ] youre still awake [ laughter ] man, whatever your grandpa said about trump must have really freaked you out. [ laughter ] according to polls, 63 of americans plan to drink on thanksgiving, just as soon as the adults turn their backs. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause president yeah [ cheers and applause President Trump issued a thanksgiving proclamation yesterday, and called for the country to rise above divi...