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[ light laughter ] probrexit politician Boris Johnson was officially elected today to become the uks next prime minister. Great. In 70 years, the uk has gone from Winston Churchill to a roady for spinal tap [ light laughter ] President Trump continued his attacks on minority congresswomen today tweeting the quote, aoc plus three are a nightmare for america. Although technically for trump, anything that involves math is a nightmare. [ laughter and applause aoc plus three, how do you how do you ad...

Had been altered using a sharpie to include alabama [ laughter ] look at this i mean, after this, i have to wonder if his High School Report Card was legit [ laughter ] following criticism that he opted to stay at a trump property in ireland 200 miles away from his meetings in dublin, Vice President mike pence today changed his story to claim that the travel arrangements were made to keep him close to his familys ancestral homeland which is weird because i thought this was his ancestral homeland...

[ laughter ] the New York Times is reporting the former Vice President joe biden is trying to reduce his number of gaffes by using a teleprompter for speeches unfortunately, hes already been caught on camera massaging it. [ light laughter ] the Trump Administration has annostarting in october, immigrants applying for a green card will be subject to a wealth test it will look Something Like this [ audience ohs ] according to fact checkers, President Trump has called someone good looking or great ...

Leads the democratic primary race, despite the best efforts of this man. [ laughter ] the New York Times is reporting the former Vice President joe biden is trying to reduce his number of gaffes by using a teleprompter for speeches unfortunately, hes already been caught on camera massaging it. [ light laughter ] the Trump Administration has announced starting in october, immigrants applying for a green card will be subject to a wealth test it will look Something Like this [ audience ohs ] accord...

30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight milo ventimiglia, from this changes everything, actress and producer geena davis, music from ex hex, featuring the 8g band with julian dorio. [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause seth good evening, im seth meyers, and this is late night. Wed like to begin tonight by saying a few words about the horrific Mass Shootings in dayton and el paso this was a heartbreaking weekend of unspe...

Heres what his popularity looks like [ laughter ] Party Officials have released the ground rules for this weeks democratic primary debates, and candidates will have 60 seconds to answer questions and 30 seconds to respond to follow ups. Follow ups like, im sorry, what was your name again [ laughter ] no, no, not you, the other one who looks like you. [ laughter ] President Trump today bragged about wall street performance tweeting, quote, stock market is headed for one of our best months in the ...

Probrexit politician Boris Johnson was officially elected today to become the uks next prime minister. Great. In 70 years, the uk has gone a om Winston Churchill to roady for spinal tap [ light laughter ] President Trump continued his attacks on minority congresswomen today tweeting the quote, aoc plus three are a ghtmare for america. Although technically for trump, anything that involves math is a nightmare. [ laughter and applae aoc plus three, how do you how do you add letters to a mber . Sev...

Elected today to become the uks next prime minister. Great. In 70 years, the uk has gone from Winston Churchill to a roady for spinal tap [ light laughter ] President Trump continued his attacks on minority congresswomen today tweeting the quote, aoc plus three are a nightmare for america. Although technically for trump, anything that involves math is a nightmare. [ laughter and applause aoc plus three, how do you how do you add letters to a number . Several bars in washington, d. C. Will open e...

With segregationistspaad no im on his popularity heres what his popularity looks like [ laughter ]s party officialve released the ground rules for this weeks democratic primary debates, and candidates will have 60 seconds to answer questions and 30 seconds to respond to follow ups. Follow ups like, im sorry,ga what was your name a [ laughter ] no, no, not you, the other one who looks like you. [ laughter ] President Trump today bragged about wall street performance tweeting, quote, stock market ...

Oh my god, just announce already. [ light laughter ] its like going to a lou bega concert and wondering if hes going to play mambo no. 5. Hes gonna [ laughter ] joe biden is the kid you played hide and seek with who would hide behind a shr curtain. We see you [ laughter ] democratic president ial candidate John Hickenlooper revealed in a town hall last night that he once brought his mother with him to a screening of the movie deep throat, due to confusion ovevie ratings. Saying, quote, i didnt k...