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Placed a small white note of prayer in its cracks, right next to trumps. [ light laughter ] according to the new york times, attorney general Jeff Sessions was questioned by special counsel Robert Muellers office last week for several hours. But despite muellers tenacity, sessions said he would not disclose the location of me pot of gold. [ light laughter ] following reports that President Trump carried on an affair with a porn star shortly after the birth of his youngest son, the head of the co...

On his final morning in the middle east today, Vice President pence visited the western wall in jerusalem and placed a small white note of prayer in its cracks, right next to trumps. [ light laughter ] according to the new york times, attorney general Jeff Sessions was questioned by special counsel Robert Muellers office last week for several hours. But despite muellers tenacity, sessions said he would not disclose the location of me pot of gold. [ light laughter ] following reports that Preside...

[ light laughter ] on his final morning in the middle east today, Vice President pence visited the western wall in jerusalem and placed a small white note of prayer in its cracks, right next to trumps. [ light laughter ] according to the new york times, attorney general Jeff Sessions was questioned by special counsel Robert Muellers office last week for several hours. But despite muellers tenacity, sessions said he would not disclose the location of me pot of gold. [ light laughter ] following r...

[ light laughter ] and then he winked so hard his bronzer cracked. [ laughter ] the white house physician yesterday gave a report on president trumps First Physical exam. Apparently, trumps fine but the doctor is definitely shaken. [ laughter ] i saw everything. [ laughter ] after the white house released the results of president trumps physical, Sports Illustrated said that based on trumps size he would most likely play linebacker or tight end in the nfl. And based on his tweets, hed most likel...

Russia. [ light laughter ] and then he winked so hard his bronzer cracked. [ laughter ] the white house physician yesterday gave a report on president trumps First Physical exam. Apparently, trumps fine but the doctor is definitely shaken. [ laughter ] i saw everything. [ laughter ] after the white house released the results of president trumps physical, Sports Illustrated said that based on trumps size he would most likely play linebacker or tight end in the nfl. And based on his tweets, hed mo...

Well, unfortunately, last night, Bill Belichick missed his yearly bath. [ laughter ] according to coach doug pederson, last nights trick touchdown pass to eagles quarterback nick foles was nicknamed the philly special. It replaces the old philly special, barfing a cheese steak into a trash can while people whip batteries at you. [ laughter ] dozens of eagles fans were seen stage diving off the awning of the philadelphia ritzcarlton after last nights super bowl win. But dont worry, they died. [ l...

Pieces of public art. Dude, if you love beautiful statues so much, why dont you marry one . Oh, okay [ laughter ] thats fair. Thats fair. New york city mayor bill de blasio announced yesterday that the city will conduct a 90day review of all racist symbols on City Property in an effort to determine which ones ought to be removed. Well let me give you a head start. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] axios, today published a list of groups that President Trump has alienated during his first seve...

According to bloomberg, President Trumps allies are worried about the resignation of his personal bodyguard and aide, keith schiller. Because they say schiller is trumps emotional anchor. Oh, when was he resigning . 30 years ago . [ laughter ] seriously, this has been the emotionally anchored trump . [ light laughter ] whats the unhinged trump going to do . Build a lair . [ laughter ] former president obama today criticized President Trumps decision to end the daca program. Of course, the only r...

According to bloomberg, President Trumps allies are worried about the resignation of his personal bodyguard and aide, keith schiller. Because they say schiller is trumps emotional anchor. Oh, when was he resigning . 30 years ago . [ laughter ] seriously, this has been the emotionally anchored trump . [ light laughter ] whats the unhinged trump going to do . Build a lair . [ laughter ] former president obama today criticized President Trumps decision to end the daca program. Of course, the only r...

Senator ted cruzs twitter account last night liked a pornographic video about a woman who finds a couple having sex on her couch. Ew, gross, said the porn stars after hearing that ted cruz watched them. [ laughter and applause ] thats right. Ted cruzs twitter account was caught liking a pornographic post last night. Its the secondmost embarrassing thing cruz has been caught liking. [ laughter and applause ] President Trump will reportedly visit china in november. Oh, can you pick up my handbags,...