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In the city and everyone. Well pull together. But till we know more, lets get to the show. As we all know by now, yesterday, special Counsel Robert Mueller finally dropped tracks from his highly ants mated new album kremlinade. laughter how do you respond . Do you defend trump and risk integrity or the rule of law and risk angering donald trump . I think senator Chuck Grassley had the best answer which was to just get gone. Anybody have any questions for senator grassley . I have a question abou...

Ill clean this up later. Alice from hollywood its Jimmy Kimmel Live with special guest host dave grohl tonight kristen bell, alice cooper and our 12th annual half and half halloween pageant. And now welcome to my nightmare. Heres dave grohl [ cheers and applause ] dave woo [ cheers and applause ] happy halloween, everybody. Tonight, Dave Letterman rules. Yes, im dave grohl dressed as Dave Letterman in for jimmy kimmel. Its confusing, i get it. Especially if youre home right now watching, stoned ...

In hair and makeup. Ill clean this up later. Alice from hollywood its Jimmy Kimmel Live with special guest host dave grohl tonight kristen bell, alice cooper and our 12th annual half and half halloween pageant. And now welcome to my nightmare. Heres dave grohl [ cheers and applause ] dave woo [ cheers and applause ] happy halloween, everybody. Tonight, Dave Letterman rules. Yes, im dave grohl dressed as Dave Letterman in for jimmy kimmel. Its confusing, i get it. Especially if youre home right n...

Laughter you know, i didnt beat my rugs. My rugs beat me. laughter . Rug users always have an excuse it warms up the room. It goes with my furniture. My feet are cold on the hardwood floors, like this degenerate. Sure, a good time have, a few friends over and wed roll up a fat one, but before i knew it, it was walltowall. I put it in my kids room. I lost everything. Thats the point i couldnt even foorld heroin anymore. I love heroin laughter . This is your brain. This is your brain on rugs. That...

Laughter you know, i didnt beat my rugs. My rugs beat me. laughter . Rug users always have an excuse it warms up the room. It goes with my furniture. My feet are cold on the hardwood floors, like this degenerate. Sure, a good time have, a few friends over and wed roll up a fat one, but before i knew it, it was walltowall. I put it in my kids room. I lost everything. Thats the point i couldnt even foorld heroin anymore. I love heroin laughter . This is your brain. This is your brain on rugs. That...

Jennifer hello, Everyone Welcome to Jimmy Kimmel Live. [ cheers and applause ] okay, okay. Shut up i am your guest host for the night, Jennifer Lawrence. I am the fourth and final guest host of the week. Jimmy will be back on monday, so until then, it is up to me to save health care. [ laughter ] as i was getting ready for the show this afternoon i suddenly got very nervous about hosting. Then i remembered the advice my mom gave me about overcoming stage fright. So i drank an entire box of chard...

Jennifer hello, Everyone Welcome to Jimmy Kimmel Live. [ cheers and applause ] okay, okay. Shut up i am your guest host for the night, Jennifer Lawrence. I am the fourth and final guest host of the week. Jimmy will be back on monday, so until then, it is up to me to save health care. [ laughter ] as i was getting ready for the show this afternoon i suddenly got very nervous about hosting. Then i remembered the advice my mom gave me about overcoming stage fright. So i drank an entire box of chard...

Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, trumps asian adventure. Plus stephen welcomes ronan farrow. Walter isaacson. And musical guest kelsea ballerini, featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, how are you . Happy friday happy friday, everybody whats going ochris . applause im going to get you. Im going to get you. Perfect sit down, everybody. Youre too lovely. That is that right there, that r...

Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, trumps asian adventure. Plus stephen welcomes ronan farrow. Walter isaacson. And musical guest kelsea ballerini, featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, how are you . Happy friday happy friday, everybody whats going ochris . applause im going to get you. Im going to get you. Perfect sit down, everybody. Youre too lovely. That is that right there, that r...

Anyone here from hermany tonight . Any her manians . I was off last week. Officially i was off because my son billy was supposed to have a heart surgery but we had to postpone it because we all had colds in the house. Truth i was waiting in line for the new iphone all week. Then i spent the weekend trying to figure out how to type the letter i in my phone without a weird symbol and the letter a popping up all the time. Anyway, my son is doing fine. I want to thank everyone who filled in for me. ...