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Harassment . 25 years ago, 20 years ago, 10 years ago, 5 years ago. Stephen any other time . Tomorrow. laughter stephen was there any period where you treated women respectfully . That hasnt happened for years. Stephen now, sir, you won the electoral college. Which states do you think clinched the election for you . I could name many states. I could probably name threequarters of them. Stephen can you name a state now . Russia. Stephen you know thats a got cha question. Lets move on. We only hav...

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Welcome. Thank you. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks to all of you for coming. You know, i walk out here every night and i introduce myself for people watching who are drunk or have never seen the show. But i had a funny thing happen last night. Delivery guy comes to my door, he hands me a bag of food. I eat my food out of a bag like a horse. And he sees me and goes, hey, youre the guy from the tv show. I said, yeah. He said, Johnny Carson [ laughter ] yep, Johnn...

Announcement its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Hillary Rodham clinton. And emma stone. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody please, have a seat. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause now, folks thats nice. Weve been on the road for the past week. Its great to be ba...

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Announcement its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Hillary Rodham clinton. And emma stone. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody please, have a seat. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause now, folks thats nice. Weve been on the road for the past week. Its great to be ba...

[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Hi, everybody. Its too much already. Thanks. Please, sit, relax, relax. Welcome to [ cheers and applause ] thats very nice. Thank you. All right, sit, sit. Its embarrassing. Hey, welcome to the Howard Gillman opera house at the Brooklyn Academy of music. Isnt it fantastic thank you for having us here in brooklyn, new york. Thank you for coming out to see us. This is our third time in brooklyn. Last time we were here, you ...

And he had two feet, so it was like he had two vietnams. If they awarded a purple heart for minor foot discomfort, trump would have been first in line. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, russia invades facebook. Plus, stephen welcomes Jerry Seinfeld featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen thank you so much. Oh, jon, jon, that you know that...

[ cheers and applause ] and they dont tweet a lot. First Lady Melania Trump gave a speech at the u. N. Today where she unveiled her Halloween Costume for this year, sexy grimace. [ cheers and applause ] during Melania Trumps u. N. Speech today she spoke out against bullying, and then her husband took the stage to give the rebuttal. [ laughter and applause ] it can be very helpful. Its a helpful tool for life. [ light laughter ] during the same speech Melania Trump encouraged the next generation ...

[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and they dont tweet a lot. First Lady Melania Trump gave a speech at the u. N. Today where she unveiled her Halloween Costume for this year, sexy grimace. [ cheers and applause ] during Melania Trumps u. N. Speech today she spoke out against bullying, and then her husband took the stage to give the rebuttal. [ laughter and applause ] it can be very helpful. Its a helpful tool for life. [ light laughter ] during the same speech Melania Trump encouraged the nex...