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And he had two feet, so it was like he had two vietnams. If they awarded a purple heart for minor foot discomfort, trump would have been first in line. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, russia invades facebook. Plus, stephen welcomes Jerry Seinfeld featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen thank you so much. Oh, jon, jon, that you know that...

A good chance you will. Dawn of the bill, rated r for really, this thing again . Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes jeff bridges. Senator jeff flake. And musical guest miguel. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, whats going on hey, everybody. Please have a seat, ladies and gentlemen. Youre too kind. Welcome. Welcome, one and all, to ...

[ laughter and applause ] according to cnn, after the candidate he was backing for the Alabama Special Senate election lost, President Trump was quote, pissed and embarrassed. Incidentally, pissed and embarrassed is also the title of his Russian Hotel tape. [ cheers and applause ] stick around for embarrassed. According to reports trumps soninlaw and Senior Adviser Jared Kushner is registered as a female voter in new york. [ light laughter ] to be fair, he did register over the phone. [ highpitc...

[ laughter and applause ] according to cnn, after the candidate he was backing for the Alabama Special Senate election lost, President Trump was quote, pissed and embarrassed. Incidentally, pissed and embarrassed is also the title of his Russian Hotel tape. [ cheers and applause ] stick around for embarrassed. According to reports trumps soninlaw and Senior Adviser Jared Kushner is registered as a female voter in new york. [ light laughter ] to be fair, he did register over the phone. [ highpitc...

Astros. Dodgers won the first game last night. It was the hottest World Series Game ever, 103 degrees. I was at the game. They didnt have to cook the dodger dogs, thats how hot it was. So last night we taped the show early. So cleto and cletos dad and my dad and guillermo and my son kevin could go to the game. My dads a big dodgers fan. The cletos and guillermo are too. Its the world series, we wanted to go, even though we have work. The game starts at 5 00. And its already 5 30. But we figure w...

Anything you can do to make them i c. Stephen im no thats appropriate or welcome. Moving on, last week there were rumors that instead of your actual wife melania standing next to you it was a body double. Is there any truth to that . We actually have six prototypes that are all very top of the line. Stephen good to know. Can we get personal for a moment, sir . Heres a photo of you playing tennis. How would you describe thisiary . Massive. Just massive. Stephen that seems accurate. Now, mr. Presi...

Have a person of interest in this case. The hope, would be, of course, that that person decides to turn themself n reporting live from police headquarters, alexandria hof, cbs eyewitness news. A boy is in serious condition after being hit by a school bus in camden this is cellphone video in immediate aftermath of that accident. It happened around 5 30 at alabama and collings road. It is unclear if that little boy was getting off the bus when he was hit. Authorities have filed statutory rain char...

An asteroid passed by the earth. Missed us by 26,000 miles. Which in space terms is close. In fact, the asteroid was planning to hit us, then it saw whats going on down here and said, you know what . [ laughter ] im going to keep going that way, i want no part of that. President trump this morning got to work doing the damage the asteroid couldnt. Today he signed an executive order that threatens to cripple the Affordable Care act, obamacare. Hes been very focused on doing this. He tweeted, sinc...

An asteroid passed by the earth. Missed us by 26,000 miles. Which in space terms is close. In fact, the asteroid was planning to hit us, then it saw whats going on down here and said, you know what . [ laughter ] im going to keep going that way, i want no part of that. President trump this morning got to work doing the damage the asteroid couldnt. Today he signed an executive order that threatens to cripple the Affordable Care act, obamacare. Hes been very focused on doing this. He tweeted, sinc...

First, with halloween just around the corner, members of the White House Press corps decided to take their kids trick or treating at the scariest Haunted House that they could think of. I could not believe the media could produce such beautiful children. How the media did this, i dont know. Thats beautiful. These are beautiful, wonderful children. Oh, you going to grow up to be like your parents . Dont answer. It could only get me in trouble, that question. Trevor wow. I cant believe trump is [b...