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Happening across the country. this is an entirely situational thing for me. generally speaking, the dka is exactly what i like in a pastry. early in the evening, this is what i would be eating. late, after a couple of cocktails, standing there in my dirty shorts and about to watch a "simpsons" episode ive seen 40 times, cronuts, baby. thank you very much. well be right back. >> do you know what a cronut is? its a trendy new snack in new york.

Dont get release. >> reporter: simpsons attorney generals believe the evidence they offered during a week-long hearing warrants a new trial for simpson, who is currently serving a 33-year sentence for his role in what prosecutors say was an armed robbery and kidnapping over sports memorabilia. simpsons attorneys believes that o.j.s lawyer at trial had a conflict of interest, and they think the murders of simpsons wife nicole and ron goldman also influenced the trial in las vegas. obviously it di...

>> lets put this in perspective. the all-star game is all about the fans. if they want oprah winfrey out there along with members of the supreme court and various members of the simpsons, god bless them, everyone. remember that the all-star game concept was by a guy from the early 1930s. he was a sports editor of the "chicago tribune." his idea was to make this a popularity contest. obviously, the fans look at freddie freeman being more popular than puig, sort of, kind of with an asterisk. >> it...

[ bleep ] still -- dont let nobody out of here [ bleep ] look at me [ bleep ] get over there [ bleep ] hey watch your bp [ bleep ] mike took it. >> as it turned out two of simpsons tough guys were armed that day and that little circumstance didnt help simpson, 33 years robbery, kidnapping and assault even though he was taking items that rightly belonged to him. with us from las vegas ted rollins. ted, you were inside that courtroom. tell me what happened and tell us about o.j. simpson. hes aged ...

Simpsons and could not be blooeed. it isnt a straight conservatism for him. its money. he doesnt like regulation. he could be really surprising. i think we have to look at the coke brothers as being in a different category f as being very different actists with a real agenda about the future for politics in the country. spotting someone with diabetes who is ailing and giving him a big glass of arsenic and saying this is going to cure whatever ails you. >> i thought he was going to say orange jui...

>> what does that make me? a male cougar -- an old man? >> an old fart. >> sexy name. tiger cruise with young women who date tigers. sound like a plan. do you watch "the simpsons" at all? >> i have. >> bart simpson. troublemaker. if you ever watch simpsons, my favorite show. not on abc. a guy in england, bart simpson arrested for a firearm charge, goes before the judge, mr. burns, the boss of homer simpson. bart simpson in front of the judge, mr. burns, no word if the guy that brought him into...

Tapeable of great acts of discipline? great acts of discipline. >> the first discipline would be to elect someone whos honest with us and say you know what, aim going to cut spending. weve got to take some pain at some point. theres a limit how much we can tax each other. >> you want to hear ben howl like howard dean, take the interest deductions. >> and by the way, you seem upset, so i want to work around that. when we come back, forget about getting on the wrong side of these super heroes, its...

Discipline. >> as far as discipline it would be left someone that is honest im going to cut spending. we have to take some pain at some point. there is a limit how much we can tax ourselves. take away some of this mortgage interested deduction. >> neil: he pays for homes in cash. you seem upset. forget about getting on the wrong side of the super hero. its this family you have would worry about. the simpsons might have a ride at universal theme park in orlando but they are about to be taken fo...

Cpi, cost of living increases, a measure of inflation which the president had been open to but other democrats oppose. were going to get more details on that from simpsons and bowles in a few minutes. when you quickly look at it, its 3-1 cuts to taxes, probably a little more like what the presidents talking versus what congressional republicans say they would do now when no more taxes are on the table. it is crucial to create the illusion of a distinction between anything the president is propos...

A fool. >> or maybe its the tsa. >> you have been select for a pat down. >> can you focus on my shoulders. that is where i carry it. if i fart, that means im so relaxed. >> one of my favorites. >> some day we dont let the line move at all. we call those weekdays. >> that is your favorite service. >> what is hiafg to me is how the simpsons are dead on these things. its very liberal show. i read the question wrong. my favorite part of government is the military. why does that run so well and every...