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>> or maybe its the tsa. >> you have been select for a pat down. >> can you focus on my shoulders. that is where i carry it. if i fart, that means im so relaxed. >> one of my favorites. >> some day we dont let the line move at all. we call those weekdays. >> that is your favorite service. >> what is hiafg to me is how the simpsons are dead on these things. its very liberal show. i read the question wrong. my favorite part of government is the military. why does that run so well and everything el...

Contridictions made it silly. did it help sell a product? i dont know. star burst is one thing and volkswagen agains is another. >> i object to charles blow going by charles blow. to the best of my knowledge he has never done cocaine. >> you havent been to his place. >> you know the real victims in this will be the simpsons when they watch this and they see the guy in the 7-eleven or the convenience store. they will go, i cant believe that that actually existed. that is what will happen. >> i th...

>> looking back in 2010, we won women in 2010, house republicans. back in 2010 we got 38% of the hispanic vote, 28% this time. what was it we were not saying and engaging economic issues and trying to win the economic issue. we just did not do that. as a result it wasnt the specific group slipping. it was collectively we did not make the economic argument like we should have. >> it worked in the first debate. stay on the line youre winning on. thank you, david, please come back. joe, as always, ...

Theyre moving towards a deal. thats whats going on. clinton is optimistic a deal will be reached. ♪ >> and start using those precious social media skills -- >> its all about gangnam style for former senator alan simpson. thats how hes trying to get his message out about the fiscal cliff. he explained why this morning on "today". take a look. >> i thought the guy said pretending youre riding a horse and lassoing steer. let me tell you, you have to reach young people. >> its hard to read when yo...

>> i know. david, last thought, what did you holistically look at the election, the anecdotal, cultural statements? >> looking back in 2010, we wonç women in 2010, house republicans. back in 2010 we got 38% of the hispanic vote, 28% this time. what was it we were not saying and engaging economic issues and trying to win the economic issue. we just did not do that. as a result it wasnt the specific group slipping. it was collectively we did not make the economic argument like we should have. >> ...

Cultural statements? >> looking back in 2010, we won women in 2010, house republicans. back in 2010 we got 38% of the hispanic vote, 28% this time. what was it we were not saying and engaging economic issues and trying to win the economic issue. we just did not do that. as a result it wasnt the specific group slipping. it was collectively we did not make the economic argument like we should have. >> it worked in the first debate. stay on the line youre winning on. thank you, david, please come b...

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Hello, mitt. >> hello, karl rove. >> i still think you can win ohio. look, now might not be the best time, but could i borrow $300 million? is that possible? im okay! >> karl rove got the "saturday night live" treatment this weekend, and last night the simpsons weighed in, mocking roves ohio meltdown with bart writing on the famous opening chalkboard, "i will not conceive the election until karl rove gives me permission." look, this was not a good year for the republican mastermind, who inadvert...

And someone else the party is trying to defriend. the $300 million man, karl rove. everyone is still talking about his on air election night meltdown. and its not just donors who are piling on. hes getting needled in the opening credits of the simpsons. ♪ the simpsons >> i will not concede the election until karl rove gives me permission. and here is how you know its bad for the former gop king maker. snl is piling on. >> hello, mitt. >> hello, karl rove. >> i still think you you can win ohio....

>> the lineup may be set, but which team will more americans choose. joining us from washington, is new york magazines jonathan chaits. we love to give you a bump in with simpson sound because nothing feels more commitly weighty -- politically weighty. >> a launching pad to get on to the simpsons. thats my career plan. >> i see it. someone call. jonathan, you have made the case for the president and against mitt romney and the pages and annals of "new york" magazine and this week has seen other ...