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Vote for stuff -- >> in 2012. >> i love sarah silvermans proposal, gays in the military exclusively. that was vote for stuff, the vote for stuff initiative. next, the simpsons goes political. a promo for the show tackled voter i.d. laws and last nights episode had a not to the 2012 race. here goes. you have heard of mcbain, the simpsons version of an action star. well take a look at the sign that popped up during the shows opening credits last night. mcbain capital, consider this a hostile tak...

Smith and saying cut out the circus act is impossible. no one in this country with the possible exception of mitt romney has had a worst two weeks than john l. smith. >> andy, how would you characterize the last couple of weeks in john l. smiths tenure? >> absolute circus act. >> romney is the new tackling dummy on espn. anyone else had a worst one? "the washington post" reports smith, the coach is trying to win over critics with his, quote, engaging personality and infectious smile. not qualiti...

>> oh, man, not another election. why do we have to choose our leaders? isnt that what we have the supreme court for? >> youre going to vote, well need some photo i.d. >> but i lived here all my life. >> stopping all americans from voting is for the protection of all americans. >> but im a 40-year-old white guy who didnt go to college and gets all his news from monitors at gas stations. >> in you go. >> barack obama, i dont know. i already got one wife telling me to eat healthy. mitt romney, his...

>> did we really just see the simpsons tackling voter i.d. laws? finally, remember herman cain. at one point he was the front runner in the gop primaries. his self-confidence hasnt taken a hit. at an event yesterday in florida, cain talked to reporters about how he would be doing if he had scored the republican nomination. quote, cain said he would have been doing better if he is the nominee saying that hed probably have a substantial lead on president barack obama at this point. quote, the re...

If youre going to vote, well need some photo i.d. >> but ive lived here all my life. >> stopping all americans from voting is for the protection of all americans. >> but im a 40-year-old white guy who didnt go to college and gets all his news from monitors at gas stations. >> in you go. >> voter i.d. is such a problem now, even the simpsons are making fun of it. this republican effort to suppress the vote is no laughing matter. just this week, we heard the sponsor of pennsylvanias voter i.d. law...

Obama care. >> thank you for voting for mitt romney. you may now see his tax returns. >> wow, medical deduction for personality implant. the government paid him taxes for five years! ive got to tell the press! >> you are now being outsourced. >> did we really just see the simpsons tackling voter i.d. laws? finally, remember herman cain. at one point he was the front runner the gop primaries. his self-confidence hasnt taken a hit. he talked to reporters about how he would be doing if he had sco...

Upcoming film. what do you think about that? >> predictable. >> he plays a special agent on nci los angeles, but now he has real crime experience. the 44-year-old caught and subdued a suspected burglar at his california home early wednesday morning. must have been scary. not like l.l. cant take him down. >> scary for a ghi. because l.l. cool jay -- >> huge. >> he and a date he says had sex with a 20-year-old kim kardashian at a los angeles swingers party in september of 2001. a rep for kardash...

I am too old they wont be responsible for me. there is nothing wrong with me. >> both women want to give the 9-11 suspects including the self described architect of the attack mohammed a taste of them in queens. >> i want to look at the animals and say how did you dare turnout the lights on my life. >> while the delay is disappointing michaels grandmother told fox after 11 years one more day is no big deal as long as they get signed that courtroom and their story can be heard. ainsley and heathe...

Viewers. >> serious? >> yes, congratulations! >> no way! >> oh, my god! >> steve: awesome. >> eric: meet the navy veteran and his family getting a complete home makeover. >> gretchen: homer simpson managed to back uple things. how the simpsons took taxpayers for more than a million bucks. >> steve: dope! ♪ ♪ [ man ] excuse me miss. [ gasps ] this fiber one 90 calorie brownie has all the moist, chewy, deliciousness you desire. mmmm. thanks. [ man ] at 90 calories, the brownie of your dreams i...

Convention . he was doing satellites and what not. >> gretchen: there was also a hurricane on the first day and they cancelled the republican convention . >> eric: you guys will be in a tent. if there is a hurricane. >> gretchen: batten down the hatches. >> eric: going to be real good tv . >> gretchen: well have to go inside in the basement. and well come crash on your set. >> steve: we are not afraidd of the weather. >> eric: dont bring bide boyd. >> gretchen: does the presidents health care bi...